PhoenixRising

MAGA cannot watch this video til the end.

@GuntherEagleman ... for the Trump administration's approval of the shooter's immigration.

I blame Joe Biden.

(screenwriters arguing over who gets credit for movie script)

@sisterofnight_c You'll be pleasantly surprised. 💙

I want to delete this account but I’m afraid I won’t find some of you again 😫

@theashleyray Define different.

RFK Jr saying he never knew anybody who was autistic as a kid is particularly galling considering his aunt Eunice founded a day camp for kids with autism in 1962 and founded the Special Olympics in 1968 Just a completely dishonest POS

👀 - WTAF?

@crystal_twts I would certainly allow you the opportunity to counter the offer.

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

@BuddyWinston All of us.

How many of you are on Bluesky?

@woofknight Unsettled

Headed to greener pastures. Same name. Follow me.

Trump’s pick for Attorney General, Matt Gaetz, has been unable to practice law in Florida three times over the past five years due to failure to pay dues and failure to affirm compliance with trust account rules.

@historyinmemes and the "donk" of the glass

Can you hear the magnet on the door opening and closing?

@Tjeerd001 Phone call at a pay phone and a screwdriver in a pinch.

We were young we always had a dime in our pockets ... why?

@RobertDownen_ 12 years later and people still ask me why I left. 🙄

@AllAbIntroverts Yes. I have met myself.

Even Ferris Bueller knows that tariffs a really fucking bad idea. 😳👇

And today’s word is….

Time's up.

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