Memo

@SNY_Mets teams should make ball players watch track and field races and then ask “do you see anyone sliding across the finish line?”

@HawkEmDownChris T.D. 🫡

Age yourself by naming an NFL running back you grew up watching.

@starry_nation Yes. Felt in Long Beach

Was there an earthquake?

@TalkinBaseball_ Stupid microphones!!!

The Mets have really become insufferable to watch. It’s hit the point you need to take nights away from watching for the sake of your sanity and mental health.

BREAKING: It’s been announced that Yankee superstar Aaron Judge will be in Times Square this New Years Eve to help drop the ball.

One of those moments that scar you as a sports fan

Here we have a Yankees fan talking to a Mets fan about the Yankees’ tough road to the World Series.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Steve Cohen trying to get to the Canadian border to add a couple zeroes to Shohei’s final offer from the Mets

Yankees just leased a car that the Mets will be buying. Take good care of it!

@connormaj @ARLnowDOTcom @RealTimeNews10 Hi c"" maj, I'm the New York Mets senior beat writer for The National Inquirer. Can I use this in my article about how David Stearns has blown up the Mets roster and coaching staff? Thanks in advance.

New level of disrespect on a basketball court unlocked

Statement from the New York Mets:

@untappd how about y'all make gift subscriptions available this year!

@brittanyzurek @FOXSports Also Fox News

Hey @FOXSports Fox Sports 1 is frozen

A 2.7 magnitude earthquake occurred 1.86mi ESE of Carson, CA. Details: eqbot.com/1Dr Map: eqbot.com/1Dm

That 9th inning for the @Mets in one video. #Mets #LGM #Baty #Alonso

@JesseMexdingo Happy anniversary!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Going 4-9 against awful teams and then beating the team on pace for 120 wins is extremely on brand for the Mets