Boots 💚🥾

Most people keep a diary for all their thoughts and emotions... I record an #album for all to hear “Made for This” is OFFICIALLY for sale at soundofboots.bandcamp.com Shout out to Jessie’s glorious deck for being the final piece to the puzzle 😘 #music #newjersey #originalsongs

@ogshoshi I appreciate your commitment to the scientific method lol

If I'm allergic to aloe when it touches my skin to the point I can't even repot my aloe plants without thick gloves, what do you think would happen if I drank something with aloe in it?

@ogshoshi lmao connecticut

Hey can you all please report @eldisvero2 for impersonating me? please and thank you

DADDY'S HOME

this wouldn't be happening if they had worn their powder blues again

Pope Francis died?

Opening Dub #RingTheBell

@ogshoshi @RealBobmills I’ll be your chili Boots 🌶️😘

@RealBobmills No lol

Missing the chili cook off at work today because I'm in so much pain and can barely walk 😭😭

IT’S GRAMMY DAY!!! Best of luck to @the8bitbigband and @Button__Masher!

@CarnegieMNH’s Tim Pearce is a treasure. I feel no need to elaborate.

Sam Reich onstage giving his acceptance speech for Outstanding Game Show. It’s moving, it’s funny. He pulls a tiny telescoping mic from his pocket. Gestures backstage: “Doesn’t know I volunteered him to rant for my remaining 45 seconds… it’s Brennan Lee Mulligan!”

@inkhat I’d take the last Caryatid sister from London and bring her back to Greece where she belongs

If you had the ability to plan and carry out a museum heist, what are you stealing?

@ogshoshi absolutely wild to me that your niece is not still a literal baby 😭

my niece told me i have that skibidi sigma rizz is this an insult or?

I will always and forever call it “tiny chickens disease” when I get a cold and it’s all because of @johngreen and @hankgreen It makes being sick just a lil bit better 🤧

@waterbuffaloha I have so many questions

bubbly bath + pine scented candle + @CryptoNature on the Bluetooth speaker is a formula for SUPREME relaxation😌

hot take: major cities should not have the same name as other cities… I’m looking at you Kansas City and the 8000 Richmonds/Columbuses out there

officially a Miggy Mackerel fan account @McElroyFamily

@TheSeanPigott lol you’re right and I do know that.. this post was largely me being facetious because the auction pieces were not cheap)

@SoundOfBoots @dropout <Dad mode> If you’re asking yourself this question, you already know the answer.<off> 😁. Why not a lil bit of both.

should I burn my entire bonus that I just got on a mini from the @dropout auction? or should I put it towards something boring like student loans 🤔

@ItsBrittFutch HAPPY BELATED!!

I’m officially closer to 40 than 35 today. 😭 I’m feeling old…