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@SkyNews Has "Israel" ever kept a ceasefire for more than a few hours?

BREAKING: The ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon will be extended by three weeks, Donald Trump has announced. Labour peer Baroness Ayesha Hazarika and Justine Greening, former Tory MP, react to the news on The Wrap. trib.al/lbtYqXO 📺 Sky 501

@ShaykhSulaiman Trump needs to bomb the USA to force himself to reopen the strait.

BREAKING: TRUMP ON STRAIT OF HORMUZ: "They came to us and they said, 'We will agree to open the strait.' And all my people were happy, except me. I said, 'Wait a minute, if we open the strait, that means they're gonna make $500 million a day.' I don't want them to make $500 million a day until they settle this thing. So I'm the one who kept it closed."

@alon_mizrahi Reminds me of a Christian phrase: the Lord moves in a mysterious way.

The most rewarding thing to watch now in international news: waterways and reservoirs in West Asia flowing with abundance, from Turkey to Iraq to Iran. Rivers rising, dams opening. So satisfying Could the US have created an artificial drought in the region, lasting decades? I have no doubt they would

@vonderleyen Why not cut out the Ukrainian middlemen, and launder the billions straight into the banks of Northern Cyprus yourself?

We are on our way to Cyprus with good news. I welcome the agreement from the Member States on the 90 billion euro loan to Ukraine for 2026-27 and on 20th sanctions package. While Russia doubles down on its aggression, we are doubling down on our support to the brave Ukrainian nation enabling Ukraine to defend itself and putting pressure on Russia’s war economy.   Now we will move to swiftly implement on both fronts.

@TobeHon29809726 The judge (and therefore, probably the jury) interpreted the term “stable” as meaning healthy, when it could equally mean in a life-threatening condition but not currently deteriorating. The prosecution, by not explaining it properly, were deceiving the court.

Most of the neonates in the Lucy Letby case were multiples (twins and a set of triplets) including twins with a shared placenta. WHY did Dewi Evans call them all stable ?? Did the jury know that Asma Khalil was engaged in huge trials in Liverpool looking at twins with a shared placenta given the high risks of death and brain damage ?

There's no need for all this speculation about whether digital ID is good for Britain. The government consultation document reveals it all. ✍️My latest Substack pulls out the main points. alexklaushofer.substack.com/p/the-digital-…

@pjhlaw Oh yes. The suicided scientist who put a large coil of rope on the back seat of his open-top car, tied one end to a tree and the other end round his neck, and then … most imaginative.

Anyone else old enough to remember the GEC Marconi scientists being the subject of alleged Mi5 wet ops at the end of the 1980s? Similar thing here.

@pjhlaw My goodness, yes. I seem to remember reading about that a bloody long time ago.

@Fynnderella1 From the Novavax trial protocol:

Because the shots pathogenically prime the subject so when they are exposed to the wild-type virus, they have an #ADE reaction, as ALWAYS KNOWN of Coronaviruses and why no Common Cold vaccines were never attempted until 2020. What this gentleman describes in the ferret model is textbook ADE.

Upon getting covid shots we see a dose dependent incidence of reinfection in both clinical practice and clinical study. This is a huge problem. Why?

@CartlandDavid Does this mean the NHS has revived the bonus payments for GPs diagnosing dementia?

Just had an email from my surgery asking, given I am now 40+ if I would like to sign up for a dementia study!!!! The cheek.

@GBPolitcs Where exactly did you study politics? Didn’t they tell you that parliament is always prorogued at the end of a session?

🚨NEW: Keir Starmer prorogues parliament next week, meaning no PMQs

@SkyNews That’ll presumably be the 8 protesters Trump dreamt about whilst he was negotiating with the Iranians inside his head.

BREAKING: Iran's senior negotiator says the U.S. blockade of the Strait of Hormuz is a 'flagrant breach of the ceasefire', as Donald Trump says eight Iranian protesters will no longer be executed. trib.al/CqfBvs1 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@itvnews Daughter furious that it remains illegal for her to murder her mother.

Dame Esther Rantzen’s daughter ‘furious’ as assisted dying bill fails itv.com/news/2026-04-2…

@Kevin_Maguire Reminder that Starmer is the prime minister who allows the USA to use British bases to bomb Iran.

Trumpflation. UK prices up 3.3% in March, a +0.3% rise largely driven by rising fuel prices from Trump's(and Netanyahu's) Iran war. Reminder that Farage and Badenoch backed that crazy war and Starmer didn't.

@itvnews Parliament is destroying the principle of equality under the law. This won't end well.

Banned for life: Parliament decides current under-18s will never legally smoke itv.com/news/2026-04-2…

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@SkyNews One of the stupidest laws ever. But what else can we expect from this ghastly shower?

Health Secretary Wes Streeting has hailed a "historic moment for the nation's health" after a law to create a "smoke-free generation" cleared parliament trib.al/e0YC7R9

@thehealthb0t Looks like a pretty good investment by the cancer industry.

Does anyone else find it odd that $200 billion is spent on cancer research every single year and the only thing to show for it is a 75% increase in cancer deaths since the 1990s?

“Light” as the new synonym for “darkness”. I’m done here. ⬇️

@DrSuneelDhand Then along came Diet Coke, which triggers the body to prepare for the sugar rush that never arrives …

So many sodas and other sugary foods available in 1980 when hardly anyone was overweight Strange what being active and eating way smaller portions will do