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In the words of 21st century philospher Gazzy Garcia, My Bih Luv Do Cocaine

@former_gcup Thank u

This account is only for throwing hail Marie's . Apparently. I had dreams of like, actually making a successful Twitter account. And being funny and popular and shit but like I think I'm too ADHD coded to do that. Idk my main has 1000 followers that's cool enough

@former_gcup Your presence is a gift of beauty that makes the starry eyed sky envious

wtf is .env.local why is that different from .env and you're telling me there's .env.development.local too? who tf let you touch computers???

we don’t talk enough about how stressful halloween costumes are for the adhd community

bushwick transplant: the bodega guy called me “boss” ❤️☺️❤️ 12yo white kid in park slope: inshallah I get a B on this geology test

very weird thing to say tbh

kkkalifornia über alles thousand year reign I want to put a gun in my mouth

@boywaif Your brown hair is so beautiful I hope your day goes well

autumnal

@soychotic ^ Not a chemical engineer talking. I just drink 3-5 coffees a day instead of Adderall tho since it also gives me the energy to work out

@TheEpicIdiot @ryxcommar Mhm yeah ur the one with a fantasy here bud. Keep dreaming about pwning the libs xD

we need a slur for washed out coastal elite men in their mid-30s who love to show their support for other people committing petty criminal acts

🥫 BREAKING: 3 YEARS 8 MONTHS COMBINED IN PRISON FOR THROWING SOUP ⛓️ Phoebe and Anna have just been sentenced to 2 years and 20 months in prison respectively after throwing soup over the glass frame of Van Gogh's 'Sunflowers'. 🚔 Phoebe received a further 3 months for marching in the road for 20 minutes.

@kingdomakrillic @derelictvessel Yes that is the life you live. There is no other life. You start from here

@derelictvessel It doesn't feel like that's true. I'm in my 30s; there are experiences I can never have because you're socially not allowed to have them at this age and I didn't pursue them when I was younger.

I’m sorry about 2021-2024 I was crashing out it won’t happen again

[cops show up to arrest me for throwing a grenade through my neighbor’s kitchen window] relax guys I’m deescalating through escalation

breaking bad is such a good work of specifically American fiction in that "Heisenberg" isn't really a thing. Its Walt acting like a fictional character to get out of having to be himself and every single "cool" Heisenberg moment is punctuated by Walt's failure to live up to it