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Spaceship ted

@Spaceshipted

Katılım Mayıs 2026
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eximious (crumbdumpster)
eximious (crumbdumpster)@dontgender·
the three real options in self defense are 1. running 2. pepper spray 3. a gun anything else is either LARP, useless, or requires extensive specialized training to be as effective as the first three. don't fall for this shit
they/them might be giants ☭@babadookspinoza

FYI: collapsible batons are much cheaper than guns, don’t need licensure and are a lot less of an escalation simply to draw but are scary enough to deter and extend your reach by >1’ if not. I got my Smith & Wesson for $50. Break their legs and run! (Check legality in your area.)

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seiya
seiya@seiyaposting·
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swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰
Germany also, for some reason, sells “American hot dogs” in glass jars filled with water? not in the fridge?? i’ve literally never seen them like this in the US ever, this is a German invention.
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Milkyray🪽🥛DOKOMI@Milkmeray

i just found out my American friend doesn't know what hotdog sauce is. It literally has an american flag on the bottle of hotdog sauces wdym they don't have it and never heard of it? Germany just made that shit up!???😭😭 HUHHH

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Brymento ⸸
Brymento ⸸@Brymento·
Gnome atheists be like: "Actually Dragons just evolved from geckos, Tiamat didn't mother all of them, Tiamat is a made up idea to enslave the mind or something, nothing matters actually, magic is just like a natural phenomena or something"
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Brymento ⸸@Brymento·
@Spaceshipted OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE Return in this instant you disgusting Waspkisser!!!
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Spaceship ted
Spaceship ted@Spaceshipted·
@Brymento No, that's just me, disguised as one of your appliances, running from you with your gold.
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Brymento ⸸
Brymento ⸸@Brymento·
@Spaceshipted So you associate with the machines... Impressive... Luddites once more fail to follow their own ethos
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Brymento ⸸
Brymento ⸸@Brymento·
@Spaceshipted Gnomes love to bend morality, breaking commandments like sport, but the moment I try to burn the forest I am a monster 🥀🥀🥀
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Spaceship ted
Spaceship ted@Spaceshipted·
@Brymento Stealing from dragons is always and forever morally correct.
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Brymento ⸸
Brymento ⸸@Brymento·
@Spaceshipted Only an immoral creature would steal from a dragon! And what's more immoral than a Gnome Atheist? Nothing.
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