Spaceship ted
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Everyone thinks American food sucks because their countries produce abominations like "tomato puree and white chocolate with fish sauce and chunks of plaster" and slap an american flag and names like "American Pizza Sauce" on the packaging without our knowledge or consent


FYI: collapsible batons are much cheaper than guns, don’t need licensure and are a lot less of an escalation simply to draw but are scary enough to deter and extend your reach by >1’ if not. I got my Smith & Wesson for $50. Break their legs and run! (Check legality in your area.)








i just found out my American friend doesn't know what hotdog sauce is. It literally has an american flag on the bottle of hotdog sauces wdym they don't have it and never heard of it? Germany just made that shit up!???😭😭 HUHHH


PICK UP THE BAKELITE PLEASE! Bakelite mags are worth shitloads in the US. Every self respecting AK nerd needs one!

You’re God damn right…

@Nick_Marseil Why the fuck would I be delighted that a Steam Machine controller screams when I drop it, when I can perform a full guitar solo on my DualSense or practically blow into it onto kindling wood to start a campfire (Ghost of Yōtei)? x.com/Nick_Marseil/s…

Amazon's electric cargo bikes have arrived in DC.













