Spader Lover (Cosmic Muffin Lover)

!!! ATTENTION EVERYONE !!! Need to hear James Spader comforting you endlessly on repeat? I got you… “Everything’s going to be okay sweetheart…I love you.” 👏🏼❤️😭

I’m still in shock how James Spader isn’t my man

Alexa, play “Born too Late” by the Poni-Tails on repeat

Literally hate myself for being born too late

I yearn for this man every single day of my life. WHY WAS I BORN TOO LATE IT’S SO UNFAIR 😩😩😩

Crazy because my appendix almost burst and James Spader didn’t even visit me in the hospital? Tf

I want to feel loved and wanted craved so badly

@SpadersJolene STOP I LOOKED AT HIS HANDS TOO

There is a dangerous animal out here It’s me watching a new pic of james’ hand

Without the writing…

This is like intensely Santa Claus lookin

New James Spader picture dropped!

@DiscoEnigma92 Agreeeed, people are fucken trash for talking shit about him now. Plot twist: he’s sexier as ever and knows how to treat a woman now. I can imagine when he was all “hot and happening” he coulda been a lil womanizer lol

James Spader is still sexy bald idc some of yall are lameee

Me when I finally get to ride James

Other than that, gonna try and watch James Spader videos tonight while fully nude and hope he impregnates me through the phone🤷🏻‍♀️

Anyone else see people mourning their loved ones and wonder if someone would mourn you that way? I mean they’re making shirts, hats, events etc and sometimes I wonder if I’m just gonna be another passing or if someone will do all this even a year after I’m gone…

I have seen every single James Spader Tik Tok yes I’m in the trenches 😩

Unfriendly reminder that I would suck the soul from James Spader’s cock if given even half a millisecond to meet him✌🏼

I got 2 brain cells

Let old men be old men, bring that erectile dysfunction to the fic, I'm all ears