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Little does my ex know that every time she reaches out to someone I know trying to talk about me, it gets screenshotted and put in different group chats where we all laugh at how psycho and pathetic and mentally unstable she is 😂. it’s pure entertainment and I love it lol🍿

After 6 years I never sought vengeance once…because I look at your life and you already suffering 😂 All the mean words in the world can’t buy you mental health and closure #🎤⬇️

“Hey, you don’t know me and I’m happily married but I just took the time to search you up just to reach out to you about someone from 2 presidential terms ago that by the way I don’t want, cuz I’m happily married, yet here I am still stuck in 2019” 😂😂 bitch just say you mental

Happiness looks different to everybody

A real conversation between two haoles on Bethel St.: “You ever get air trapped in your stomach bro? “Yeah why?” “I think it’s because I breathe with my mouth open. Cuz like you swallow air when you do that bro” 😂😂😂 ok dude I don’t think it works that way

My biggest wish is that I wish we could know we were in “the good old days” WHILE we’re in them. And not afterwards.

If you’re a girl and I’m more excited about Merrie Monarch than you, I’m sorry sis das a red flag all day 😆😂

Hawaiʻi problems

Coming from a straight man, SZA is such a fuckin vibe.

Idk who needs to hear this but if you have to purposely lose an argument to keep YOUR mental health, then lose. If you need to lose a person to keep your mental health, then lose them. There is nothing more priceless than your peace. I’m living proof of that.

Being in a family with Filipino sisters is like having a real-life WebMD on hand at all times. I don’t have a PCP and that’s mainly because my sisters diagnose and solve everything for me already 😂😂. #HawaiiProblems

pic.twitter.com/QRmPOPZnBN Shout out to all the bitch ass Patriot fans. 😆🏴‍☠️

When literally everyone tells you “boy you really dodged a bullet with that one”, that says something. 😂

It’s not that I don’t like Hawaii’s Finest concerts, it’s just that 3 years ago they sold the idea of all these OG Hawaii bands “performing ONE LAST TIME”. So I paid the big bucks and went. And yet here they are in 2022 performing…yet again, that’s weird. 🧐😐

In 2019 someone told me “their behavior has more to do with their internal struggle than it ever did with you.” And I haven’t looked at things the same since

It’s a best of 3 from here on out. Let’s go Dubs! #DUBnation

Amber Heard attempted to ruin Johnny Depp’s career by exposing him, but in the process, all she did was expose what kind of person SHE is. 2019 me is going…hah, ain’t that some shit. It’s like they do all the work for you. 😂😆

…and the reason I say this is because I get the exact same thing all the time and yet Waimalu Jamba Juice and Pearl City Starbucks just have a distinct difference in taste. And I like it. But yet I know it’s from a set recipe lol

I’m convinced that even though there’s a set recipe and a trained way of making it, the quality and taste of a drink (i.e. Jamba Juice, Starbucks, etc) is still in the hands of the barista