THE dave strider of edtwt

Watching the among us show while playing among us and tweeting about among us all on there separate devices

Love Island is like if Mr. Beast made porn

Using she/her on a character with a masc voice who CANONICALLY goes by they/them is not as woke as some people think it is

Suitcase neg is temporarily banned

The landlord should be an actual chimp and the show should revolve around the tenants giving into this ape’s demands or else they get evicted. Every episode it wants something different; 100 bananas, a Tesla, classified CIA documents, the sky’s the limit. But what do I know

ive been tryna pitch this for years please support the kickstarter guys!

not even accurate but it made me laugh #amongusshow

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is there someone you forgot to ask? #inanimateinsanity #osc

nap time

i love whenever homestuck au fanfics include hal in scenarios that don’t require hal at all like he’ll just be the alexa for no reason it’s so funny to me

DAVEKAT SEX THIS FRIDAY NIGHT

this genuinely looks like a parody there’s no way this is a fucking show

how it feels to find a new obsession that distracts me from my miserable life

this looks like evil inbred eddsworld

just a reminder for the crew but please do NOT make out in the med bay. There are many other places on the skeld to embrace your love, and I need the medical center open at ALL TIMES.