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@SpursSongSheet I admire your confidence

Staying up Sunday. Yids.

@cluckingduck170 That’s awful, hope she’s ok

Unbeknown to me, my mum went to A&E at 11pm last night. Wasnt seen til 6am, phoned me at 9.30 & I sat with her until she was discharged. Dropped her home about 3.30pm. She’s 84 this year. Sat all night/day on a hard chair in waiting area & corridor. 😕

@lateblanchett BBC1 🤷🏼‍♂️

Does anyone on this god forsaken website know where I can watch the FA Cup final? Help a brother out #facup #chelsea #final #cfc #mcfc

Where’s the crowd? 🤷🏼‍♂️ #facup

@nahuelzn He’s in the school marching band, plays the piano, uphill

🇦🇴 Gelson Dala, arquero de 16 años, se lleva el premio al jugador del partido en la Copa Africana Sub-17! Angola tiene futuro bajo los tres palos! 👏👏

Evening Okay looking for an entertaining caption. 30 years ago there would have been an advert Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet!! If someone can really make me laugh I'll get the office to send you something!!

@modernhistory People will still be listening to them in 2126

Who Still Listening to the Beatles in 2026??

@NotFarLeftAtAll Piles is funnier than Lenny Henry

Who’s funnier, Roy Chubby Brown or Lenny Henry?

@Kazzie_P_60 Chomping’s what got her where she is now

Hannah’s chomping at the bit for Steve to get his cheque book out #sunseaandsellinghouses

@mont2new No but they might’ve mentioned they’re ‘workaholics’ once or twice

Did they say if Hannah & Steve(?) are married? #sunseaandsellinghouses

Dunno about Tip Toe, I’ll be legging it out the door when that comes on #SunSeaandsellinghouses

Stairs will kill em #SunSeaandsellinghouses

Hannah’s arse is back to front 😳 #SunSeaandsellinghouses

Hannah’s already done her work #SunSeaandsellinghouses

That’s a foot spa not a pool #SunSeaandsellinghouses

@MistletoeSprite 👌🏻

Is he her sugar daddy? #SunSeaandsellinghouses

@mont2new Me

Evening 👋. Who’s here tonight?#sunseaandsellinghouses

Sea view? Fook off #sunseaandsellinghouses

@cluckingduck170 Rather than?

I’d be quite happy to never see the word ‘banger’ again. Unless it relates to sausages.

Wish they’d fuck off with these gimmicky slots #sunseaandsellinghouses