Sparkle Kitty

@Sassafrass_84 @SaltyGoat17 We’re friendly people. However, they shouldn't mistake our friendliness for weakness. 😊 Most of us are armed.

@SaltyGoat17 Everybody is moving to Texas.

ExxonMobil is moving is corporation from New Jersey to Texas as of May 27, 2026 Exxon cited Texas's more business-friendly legal/regulatory environment Hey New Jersey... Try not being such a WOKE POS state next time and maybe businesses won't leave you to come to mine!!

@ForgiatoBlow47 Exhausting and a storyteller with no editor!

What do you call someone that lies all the time?

@AnthonyG0528 Because the fryer has a timer.

@SparkleKitten39 My biggest mistake with that post was forgetting leftists don't work 😂

@AnthonyG0528 But if they do, it's at McDonald's on the fry station!

@riverrat328 Hi!!!

I have some new followers so let me introduce myself: Hi 👋 I’m Kari, I love laughing, dark humor, my country, America first but also still have faith in President Trump, follow if you like to laugh, tell off the useless Congress and House, and enjoy triggering the Left 😬

@army1325air Client Error and I are at odds so bad right now that if we were married, we’d be sleeping in separate browsers.

Everyone blames the algorithm. I’m blaming Client Error and whatever genius decided I can only follow back three people every other full moon. At this rate I’ll have everyone followed back by Christmas… of 2037.

@Ryan_Parkerrr I’d use my fork like King David used his sling against Goliath and send strips of bacon flying with such precision that I could knock a biscuit out of someone’s hand from 30 feet away.

If a Muslim family asked you not to eat bacon next to them in a restaurant Would you stop?

@MrLuigiMucci that’s a good idea. Who knew you had to buy yourself out of X jail!

@SparkleKitten39 I always keep a bit of bail money tucked away... Never know when I might cross over to the bad side of the tracks!!! 🤣🤣🤣

After 16 long hours in follow-back jail, I’ve been released temporarily, Im sure. I can finally follow people back, and my posts are no longer being immediately kidnapped and thrown into drafts. Honestly, I feel like I’ve been in solitary confinement. Every time they let me follow a few people back, it’s like I’m one of the lucky inmates who gets their one hour of sunlight a day before being marched right back to the cell. Don’t worry—I will get to you. Unfortunately, my captors only allow a limited number of follow-backs before they start rattling their keys and threatening to lock me up again. At the rate we’re going, I’ll probably be back behind bars by tonight. If I haven’t followed you back yet, I’m coming. Slowly. Under heavy supervision.

@nanahendrix66 I’m working on it. Thank you for the follow. Have a beautiful Sunday!! 💝

@SparkleKitten39 Ty, you did it, congratulations & have blessed afternoon 🙏🌞 ✨️💖✨️💖✨️💖✨️

@MrLuigiMucci I didn’t know I had to buy my way out!!! 😂😂😂 however posting bond was pretty cheap.

@SparkleKitten39 If I knew you were in Jail I would have put a few bucks on your commissary! 😅😅😅 😉

WOZ, Yesterday I had enough followers to fill an Uber with room for a car seat for a liberal. Today I could fill a commercial airliner. Thank you all for joining me on this pilgrimage. I should probably mention that this flight has no destination, no in-flight entertainment, and the pilot occasionally argues with strangers on the internet. ✈️🛫🛫 Thanks Woz!!!

This Canadian patriot has 820 followers and follows back. Can we get @CBlossom47 over the 1,000 mark friends?

@HarleyGus2003 @AllenWh33024880 Happy birthday!

@HarleyGus2003 @AllenWh33024880 I thought you were Ted Nugent sitting there.

68 times around the sun today. I am grateful and thank God for this incredible life. My birthday wish is that everyone that sees this, stops and thanks God for his unwavering Love. Lets be grateful for all that we have. Have a blessed Sunday ✝️ 🙏🎶✌️

@4thOfJuly365 @treadaway_117 I don’t even think you can accept it as human.

I'll never accept this as normal.

@RonnieIrby1951 @A_RottieLover I have been after I read it. Now I'm locked again. I guess I will do my nails! 😂😂

@SparkleKitten39 @A_RottieLover It helped me for a while, I can't get the throttling off of my account. Try it may help reset Your's

Every time I hit “Follow Back,” I hear casino music in my head. The wheel spins, the suspense builds, and then… Client Error enters the chat. 🤣🎰 But I’ll be back in 15 minutes for another spin of the wheel.

@Adam_Vardan_ @3Billlajoie Dude, I'm here. Yesterday, I could barely fill an Uber, today I can fill a commercial jet. I'm so far behind but I welcome new friends and will eventually get to them when X lifts the hammer.

First 10 accounts under 1K, drop your handles in this thread by replying IFBP. Let’s get you some boost.👍🏻🇺🇸

Did you go to church today?