Sparky F

@Elsie_560 C

Who looks more attractive??

@japajmry I've dated many Japanese women in my life. What's your point?

Vocês sentem atração de transar com uma mulher japa? Respondam sinceramente, quero ver o preconceito

@Tim_Walz How much are you going to take when you finally go to prison?

So how much will the Trump family make in the stock market tomorrow morning?

🚨 WOW! Even 60 Minutes just had to admit President Trump WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG Iran has nearly 1,000 pounds of highly-enriched uranium — "enough material, if you enrich it just a little bit more, for 10-11 nuclear bombs." Trump is eliminating the threat!

@realtalkstruth Both. I can't sleep more than 5 hours a night. It's been that way since an accident in 2007.

Do you stay up late or wake up early?

@JesterJum The only times people cry out to god is when they're coming, going or getting arrested. lol

What do people who dont cuss say during sex?? "Oh heck!" "Good gracious!" "Great googly moogly!"

@Oceanbreeze473 🤢

Hey guys - is a little cottage cheese ok, or is it a non-starter?

@SweetTexanRose @AprilSpark1890 1

It’s concert number 1 for me.

@bluesky Bluesky sucks ass. Why are you even here? Run out of things to rage bait you're subscribers with?

"Why are you still posting here?" Because the people who’d enjoy Bluesky haven’t all heard about it yet

As a man, the older you get, the more you realize... 1. You will die, and most people won’t care after a while. 2. People use you until you’re no longer useful. 3. Most people secretly want you to fail. 4. One day you’ll wish you started today. 5. Most people fake happiness while dying inside. 6. No one is coming to save you. 7. You’ll be judged no matter what you do. 8. Your health is your greatest wealth. 9. Happiness is temporary—discipline is permanent. 10. Success takes longer than you think. 11. No one respects weakness, even if they sympathize. 12. Complaining changes nothing. 13. Not everyone you love will love you back. 14. Money won’t solve all your problems—but it solves most. 15. Social media lies to you every day. 16. You’re replaceable at your job. 17. Life is unfair—get used to it. 18. One day, you’ll run out of days. 19. Regret hurts more than failure. 20. Nobody cares about your excuses. Work harder The earlier you understand this, the better and easier your life gets.

During an ABC News 20/20 interview with Robin Roberts, Michelle Obama confirmed that Melania Trump never reached out to her for advice or help on being First Lady. A Lamborghini doesn't need advice from a dump truck on how to be a sports car. 😂

🚨BREAKING:🚨"PEDO POPE" LEO WAS ALLEGEDLY ON EPSTEIN ISLAND, DISPLAYED INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR TOWARD TEENS IN CONGREGATION - A former priest colleague of WOKE POPE Leo has come forward to allege that during his time in the priesthood, fellow church leaders noticed Leo spending "hours alone" with teenage members of his congregation, particularly males, and exhibiting inappropriate "touchy and flirtatious" behavior toward them. He is also accused of lavishing the youth of his church with expensive gifts and texting them "obsessively" about matters unrelated to church activities or spirituality, with parents raising concerns with Leo's priest colleagues about what they described as his "creepy" behavior which included often lewd sexual remarks and jokes to and about their teenage kids. This fellow priest also claims to have DIRECT KNOWLEDGE AND EVIDENCE of now Pope Leo visiting notorious sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein's "pedophile island" on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS. It is no wonder that this Pope was the first choice of the global elite cabal... He is a perfect fit for the Catholic church and of course he would despise President Trump. Thank you to this heroic priest for coming forward with this revelation... Even Woke Pope Francis was better than this "Pedo Pope". IT'S ALL STARTING TO MAKE SENSE NOW.

Democrats are claiming that President Trump’s endorsement hurts my chances of getting elected in California. They’re dead wrong! Here’s why👇

Dear Senators, WE PAY YOUR FCKING SALARY. WE WANT THE SAVE AMERICA ACT PASSED. DO YOUR JOB! Sincerely, 85% of Americans.

California is finally waking up — the Democrat monopoly is cracking wide open! Trump endorsement, Swalwell forced out in disgrace, Dems in full panic mode with Steyer and Porter scrambling, and Hilton surging in the polls. This is our best shot in decades to take back the Golden State! Lower gas prices, affordable housing, cut the bureaucracy that’s choking us! No more one-party rule!

@NoDMsPerfavore Number 1- self respect Number 2- I work for a living. I'd like to see someone dressed like that climb ladders and crawl into confined spaces all day. Lmao

Guys, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

@NoDMsPerfavore Preferably

You want him locked up?

BREAKING NEWS: Seventy-Two Killed Resisting Gun Confiscation In Massachusetts. A National Guard task-force detailed to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault-style weapons, was ambushed by elements of an anti-Government, para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw. Speaking after the clash, Massachusetts Governor Thomas Gage declared that the extremist faction, which was made up of local citizens, has links to the radical right-wing tax protest movement. Gage blamed the extremists for recent incidents of vandalism directed against internal revenue offices. The governor, who described the group’s organizers as “treasonous criminals,” issued an executive order authorizing the summary arrest of any individual who has interfered with the government’s efforts to secure law and order. The military raid on the extremist arsenal followed wide-spread refusal by the local citizenry to turn over recently outlawed assault-style weapons. Gage issued a ban on military-style assault weapons and ammunition earlier in the week. This decision followed a meeting in early this month between government and military leaders at which the governor authorized the forcible confiscation of illegal arms. One government official, speaking on condition of anonymity, pointed out that “none of these people would have been killed had the extremists obeyed the law and turned over their weapons voluntarily.” Government troops initially succeeded in confiscating a large supply of outlawed weapons and ammunition. However, troops attempting to seize arms and ammunition in Lexington met with resistance from heavily-armed extremists who had been tipped off regarding the government’s plans. During a tense standoff in the Lexington town park, National Guard Colonel Francis Smith, commander of the government operation, ordered the armed group to surrender and return to their homes. The impasse was broken by a single shot, which was reportedly fired by one of the right-wing extremists. Eight civilians were killed in the ensuing exchange. Ironically, the local citizenry blamed the government forces rather than the extremists for the civilian deaths. Before order could be restored, armed citizens from surrounding areas had descended upon the National Guard units. Colonel Smith, finding his forces over matched by the armed mob, ordered a retreat. Governor Gage has called upon citizens to support the state/national joint task force in its effort to restore law and order. The governor also demanded the surrender of those responsible for planning and leading the attack against the government troops. Samuel Adams, Paul Revere, and John Hancock, who have been identified as “ringleaders” of the extremist faction, remain at large. And this fellow Americans, is exactly how the American Revolution began, April 19, 1775. History. Learn it, or repeat it.