Born Again Pessimist

@MLB @Dodgers For a million dollars if you asked me if that was a picture of Kike Hernandez I would still be poor this moment

Kiké Hernández is back in the @Dodgers starting lineup! 🙌

@denverpost Adios

With no options left, a Venezuelan family living in Colorado walks into ICE custody, seeking to go back home denverpost.com/2026/05/24/col…

@HereticPrevails The album artwork was very unique during AOTY time on Twitter and captured people's attention. Different art and I think the album gets passed over entirely. A couple cool songs and interesting moments, but the back half of the album drags on and on.

Im bored, so gonna relisten and attempt to understand the hype around these guys.

@ConanOBrien What integrity?

Here's to Stephen Colbert, a man of great integrity and wit. Onward, friend, to bigger and better things.

@HereticPrevails City of evil Waken the fallen Shogun Sea of tragic beasts Reclaimer

Keep 5, Delete The Rest: My Favorite Albums Edition You can only keep 5 and the rest are deleted forever! Which ones are you keeping?

@daily_msu 12-8 in bigten play

How in trouble are we if Fears doesn’t come back?

@JayMacUSN @CBKReport Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara

@CBKReport Except the fact he can't shoot and kicks dudes in the gonads. Fuck outta here. 🤡🤡🤡

Jeremy Fears Jr. will most likely be the best returning player in college basketball if he runs it back at MSU next season. Despite being just 6’1”, Fears is one of the highest-IQ, grittiest, winningest players you’ll see. Unsurprisingly, The Floor General continues to generate NBA buzz at the Draft Combine with elite performance. JFJ is without a doubt an NBA player, but I’m hoping we get to witness at least one more year in the green and white 💚🤍

@DooleyBrad @DarkoStateNews @JustReadIt @Finn_Mikkelsen It's only 10 months old...

@DarkoStateNews @JustReadIt @Finn_Mikkelsen Old news

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@Ihartitz OMG I love Arby's too!

Great day to be great!

@mattcharboneau This current version of the sport doesn't deserve the viewership numbers it has.

NBA action. It’s fantastic !

@UnderdogMLB @SmittyOnMLB What year is this tweet from?

Trevor Story to be placed on 10-day IL, per @SmittyOnMLB.

@YahooFantasy Cool, who are you dropping then?

If JJ Bleday is still available in your league, you know what to do.

@SiriusXMFantasy @Jeff_Mans 5. X-Men First Class 4. Kindergarten Cop 3. Billy Madison 2. The Magic School Bus 1. Dead Poet's Society

The Elite Sports Top 5 of the Day with @Jeff_Mans! Plus, #AskMansAnything! Send in your best #AMA. 🎧 LISTEN LIVE: sxm.app.link/EliteSports

@YahooFantasy Cool, now do his avg

45% of Munetaka Murakami's hits this season have been home runs.

@HereticPrevails A Wake in Providence - I write to you my darling decay

Give me some albums to put on this tierlist! I will create it with all of the albums in 24 hours! Limit to 3 per person so I dont have to do a whole discography, lol.

@SiriusXMFantasy @Jeff_Mans @TheRayFlowers 5. Marc Moser and Mikes Haynes - Avalanche radio/TV 4. Greg Amsinger - MLB Network 3. Gus Johnson - college 2. Robbie Hummel - NCAAM 1. Vin Scully - HOF

The Elite Sports Top 5 of the Day with @Jeff_Mans & @TheRayFlowers! 🎧 LISTEN LIVE: sxm.app.link/EliteSports

@jimrome @M_Morse_IGC Hell no his players respect him more now and see him as an equal

Will Mike Vrabel's off-field drama spill over to the Patriots locker room?? @M_Morse_IGC

@disclosetv France is a shit hole shanty town country now?

NOW - France's Macron: "I want the youth of France to understand that our fate is tied with the African continent's fate, that we will succeed with Africa."

@theishayas @KDVR Can you elaborate on your list?

@KDVR One of the most awful ways to commit suicide, that I’ve ever seen.

Man hit, killed by plane at DIA identified by medical examiner kdvr.com/news/local/man…

@MandyConnell He now flies with Spirit Airlines

Arod said I should not read this text message on the air because....well...anyway, here it is. "I bet the person hit by the Frontier jet was one of Frontiers new $12 “catch and ride” fare passengers."