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@messedupfoods Yes, but I don’t like it

Alrighty, so we gonna stream at 8 PM EST for finishing pokémon and jump right into chill vibes with WedsCrew!

@nellohead Yes..?

so I would like to say that a skull counts as a head... I am right

@Teal_dance I’m going to choose to believe that Hearthflame is purple because Ogerpon just finished smashing Pecharunt into toxic fruit juice

I love all my forms

@BittlesToon Ask me again in winter

@SpatchCoqVT You monster.

Is it worth it?

@UndeadCommand52 That is one of the funniest comparisons and visuals I’ve heard in a good while

@SpatchCoqVT I'll crack open the nearest Karen like a Pillsbury Biscuit Tube and donate theirs as is my birthright

I can't believe I am being drafted into Organ Donation 🥲

Whether we’re finishing name every pokémon tonight or tomorrow is currently depending on how Wednesday plans are made, please hold

@Visceral9000 I have* long periods where I forget about cuscus, only to be met with that stare again lol

A whole order of marsupial malarkey. They even tried carnivorous forms a few times…

@kmnm_1403 *uses color picker* Crap, hold on.

paint me like one of your french girls

@VCreateArt The temptation to get back on Go specifically for my trip to the Field Museum so I can have an excavator pikachu named Sam

I immediately clocked the Alan Grant was the inspiration behind excavator pikachu. Oh Sam you are so loved.

Me trying to explain Basculegion’s concept to a friend and he freaking says this. (Yes I know Houndstone also learns Last Respects but I’m explaining to a novice and how it matches its theme)

@Lulu_Lasso Any recommendations for someone who is technologically illiterate and needs a pc fixed lol

I’ve been lied to about my pc repairs for years. I don’t like making negative posts, but I need to explain my absence and lack of longer str3am lengths. My PC is literally melting. So I’ve been taking my PC in to get repairs on and off for over 2 years. Everytime they told me everything was alright; that they’ve stress tested it. The people who repaired it also helped build it as well. Recently I’ve been having problems again so I decided to stress tested it myself. Turns out the liquid cooler and fans are all plugged into one port? Showing 0RPM when I go into BIOS. They installed my fans and cooler backwards; I had no idea that it was like this because I am not computer savvy. I’ve been lied to for literally years. Please never go to a large chain or even local repair to fix your PC unless you have knowledge that They are doing it properly!

@BittlesToon @craftifyxco Finally, a more puntable form!

Ain't I a doll? Well, I will be! Thanks to the amazing folks at @craftifyxco , a cuddly little version of your favorite Boss vtuber will soon be available! I'll make sure to keep you all updated when the campaign goes live! Seeya real soon, folks!

I’m usually not that bothered by celebrity deaths, but yeah, Sam Neill’s death has hit hard, with how much his work affected my life

The news of Sam Neill’s death has honestly shaken me. Rest well, Dr Grant.

@blake_gordon17 This is how I find out, damn.

This one hurts. Rest in Peace Sam Neill. Thanks for all the memories.

@UsagiChan112 I could try to explain some stuff from someone who’s been in both areas, but what would I know

@SpatchCoqVT I always seem to experience it from men more. And it pisses me off. Like stop fucking me around and be honest you know

Lowkey hate guys. Because how are you gonna be out here saying you want me and the second I show I'm interested, you ghost me. Just tell me you don't want me. Stop fucking playing mind games with me

As someone who worked in pest control, few things make me cringe and get concerned faster than seeing people grab sprays for ants… 90% of the time, you’re just moving them, and, especially if they’re a multi-queen species, high chance you make them spread…