Satan

"The pace is dramatic and the storyline unconventional and it really works. It's not a book that's easy to put down once started and it's refreshing if occasionally shocking." amzn.eu/d/hBVpFVO

Do the media shout "but how are you budgeting for this?" at every loopy new Tory idea?

Consider: social media shows who humans are when the mask of civility slips. Look at me, on here I'm more fabulous than ever!

No apologies for all human Ian's unless your first name is "Brit."

Brit Ian sounds like someone who would shag a flag

You should end every argument with, "oh, and by the way, not that you care, but I'm dying." Because, well technically you all are.

The Tories seem very good at noticing the problems the UK suffers from (many they have caused) now they are out of power. Wierd that.

Things @Nigel_Farage won’t answer: 1. Why did he lie about buying a house in Clacton? 2. What did he know about Welsh Reform Leader Nathan Gill’s Russian Bribes? 3. Why did he lie about meeting the Russian Ambassador? 4. Why is his flagship council Kent raising taxes and cutting services? 5. Does he still support DOGE now it’s shown to be a failure?

@stuzi_pants Evening mate. Well, morning

@SpeakingSatan Evening fella

When even the Telegraph are now reporting on the "Russian problem" and Farage.....

You should be ashamed of yourselves. Being bested by shitbook

Had to deal with my human, stinky. Bath looks like a spider apocalypse has taken place. Iykyk

I'm often asked why I'm a huge mental health advocate. It's simple really, if you'd seen the state some souls arrive in you'd be an outspoken advocate too. I have to deal with that shit for eternity.

He literally didn’t use any of those words. You obviously literally don’t know what literally means. And you’re literally lying.

"The pace is dramatic and the storyline unconventional and it really works. It's not a book that's easy to put down once started and it's refreshing if occasionally shocking." amzn.eu/d/hBVpFVO