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I hate coming to work on Mondays because there's this guy that is a nascar "fan" but then immediately compares everything to the NHRA. Humor thread.

@brandon_Nemeth @officer_Lew Arrested March 20th, released the 23rd. Sounds like more than 24 hours to me

@officer_Lew I bet they released him while still drunk. He then got into the car, passed out drunk, and cooked himself in the back of the car! Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen if they didn't do mandatory 24 hour drunk tank! Probably in and out in an hour knowing Cali!

BREAKING🚨: Officers discovered the decomposing body of 37-year-old Eric Valencia in the backseat of an unlocked, out-of-service patrol car parked right in front of the Azusa Police Department station. Valencia had been arrested on March 20 for suspected DUI (BAC nearly 2x the legal limit) and child endangerment while driving with his kids. He was released from custody on March 23 around 1 p.m. with his property and a lunch from the jail—no signs of distress. Surveillance video shows him walking out, looking around, then voluntarily entering the rear of patrol unit 37 and closing the door behind him. He had a functioning cellphone but never called for help. His family reported him missing the next day. A maintenance worker found his body on March 26 (after ~3 days in the vehicle) while prepping cars for washing. Paramedics pronounced him dead at the scene. No obvious trauma noted; cause of death still under investigation by the LA County coroner.

@Huemaru That's the new defiler

この子めっちゃ気になります、誰だい？！ 70点くらいのヴェノムスパイダーベビー？！

@snowiecone Nathan Mackinnon

gun to your head name a canadian

@CMValrak Why are you posting pictures of dead guys

@DaleJr @jeff_gluck @dennyhamlin Which is why stage cautions need to go

@jeff_gluck @dennyhamlin He's right. It's also chewing into the next stage and shortening up those parts of the race: taking product off the shelf.

.@dennyhamlin on Actions Detrimental calls for changes to caution length: "We're running too long under caution. We have to find a way to shorten them up, but we won't shorten them up as long as we're doing what we're doing in the sense of 'TV has to catch the pit stops live.' OK, well then you've got to shorten your commercials or something. ... (O'Reilly) especially, I'm telling you my experience as a watcher: It was a single-car wreck, there's not debris on the track, there's no clean-up to be had, and it's just yellow...yellow...yellow. I'm like 'CHOOSE ALREADY!'" He acknowledged TV needs commercials during the cautions to run a business, but "to me, it's hurting the watching experience."

@DigitalGashouse Really? Cause I've watched 6 out of 6 races.

NASCAR has castrated itself. - Every car is the exact same. - The racing lacks consequences due to composite bodies and low hp. - Drivers discouraged from fighting/showing emotion. - broadcasts are boring and uninteresting. It’s just not exciting enough to pull people in.

@NornQueenKya And apparently cats? Haha

Getting a lot more interaction with Japan Warhammer so a little introduction I'm Kya. I play a bunch of armies: Tyranids, Genestealer Cult, Orks, Night Lords, Chaos Knights, Imperial Knights, Guard, Dark Eldar, Custodes, SoB, Tau, World Eaters and Titans

@TwoCarTandems @DamnItdale88 Thats all they do

@DamnItdale88 Cry

Thanks larson for being the greatest teammate on earth and not letting us in line, fucking jackass.

@emsvictorya You were wrooonnggg

I think Denny will get Chase but 2nd is better than 9th

I stepped away for a minute. How did Byron lose 4 spots?

@RacingRT1 No. He'll go endurance racing

Trackhouse Racing in 2027: -Max Verstappen -Shane Van Gisbergen -Connor Zilisch

@NornQueenKya If I didnt just get novitiates I would say the same thing. So now it comes down to price of the box vs repentia and warships separately. Which I know will be cheaper

Selfishly I really like this box. Because it has everything I need or need more of for my sister collection. Its like near perfect lol

@GuardsmenFodder @NornQueenKya @vapertvaping So before at a new edition, your codex would be scrapped and youd get an index of rules to go by until a new codex. This time, the codex you have will be what you use until eventually yes you will get a new guard book with new rules including the new models.

@NornQueenKya @vapertvaping Does this mean a new guard rule book? First time edition change so now sure how this works

11th Notes: New Unspecified Core Rules Starting on Armageddon, continuation of lore Launch Box: BA vs Orks - 2nd edition nod GW Confirmed that they want to mix narrative and match play better to get the best of both worlds at Launch, your codex and campaign books still works (so I guess the core rules arn't too different...) 70 NEW DETACHMENTS AT LAUNCH New "Modular" detachments - using terminators and bikes mixed as an example Objectives: RUMORS WERE CORRECT! No more circle objectives. Based on terrain now! "Every Battle has a story" - objectives are narrative based No more Stratagem Stacking Units can "stay hidden". Cant target a unit that hasnt shot within 15 inches if they're in terrain. So kind of like global lone op but terrain based. Combat Cleaned up- fast dice rolling, combat activation,(strike first now makes sense) pile in and consolidate will be smoother, charges - pick targets AFTER you roll your dice Combat Disembark changes (missed what they said) Leaders always lead - Leaders are chosen for a unit in list building now. BUT keep unit buff if unit is gone (huge)

@BadBoiJun @NornQueenKya To be fair I only glanced at first. I see it now

@SpeedFreak24_26 @NornQueenKya Along with 2 emblems of the order of our martyred lady and 3 symbols of the ecclesiarchy. Another OML character though? Don’t they have enough?

Potential leak from the SoB reddit Maybe an adepticon release

@WarhammerHeresy @warhammer youtu.be/L1nLE7xjBCg?si…

What songs do you think the Noise Marines jam to on their sonic weaponry? Limp Bizkit? #Warhammer #Warhammer40k #WarhammerCommunity @warhammer

@FreddieKraft @TravisRockhold His face after tj and Dale tear him down makes me think he thinks he should have shut up

Oooof. Just when I thought I had some awful takes. @TravisRockhold swoops in with one of the worst takes the platform has ever heard. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@NornQueenKya Wait. There it is. Im dumb

@NornQueenKya Probably an inquisition unit that'll be blended in. Theres no fleur de lis

@GoBlueVA @DirtyMoMedia @jeff_gluck @Jordan_Bianchi @NASCAR The teams dont want to move them back

@SpeedFreak24_26 @DirtyMoMedia @jeff_gluck @Jordan_Bianchi It’s not going to be dropped until they fix it. The forward number looks stupid. Just another mistake by @nascar in a long line of mistakes.

Gluck says yes. Bianchi says no. 🤔 What do you say?

@b_enson94 @DirtyMoMedia @jeff_gluck @Jordan_Bianchi Pretty sure it was even talked about out on the Dale jr download. Dirty mo could link the clip if im right

@b_enson94 @DirtyMoMedia @jeff_gluck @Jordan_Bianchi Really? Cause multiple team owners have said it.