Speedway Shambles

‘Carol, can you get me £27.81 out of petty cash please?’ 😂😂😂😂

@ItsKarlWest Michael Jepsham Jensen

Another one! Name that rider!

Absolutely pathetic. Why wasn’t Samantha Fox asked to complete the draw?

@G1xr2 Which team were you running Martin

@SpeedwayShamble Unless they have plans for their own stadium, it can’t be a current nomad team, even at msdl standard. Cost me a fortune over the 3 years did that.

Who are we thinking the 6th team is? Northampton, Eastbourne, Wolves, Peterborough, Coventry?

@Bel_lerby Monkey speedway?

@SpeedwayShamble It just has these vibes….“KO cup draw hosted by Linda Lusardi”

@fierybird9 Confirmed no toplessness is planned

@fierybird9 Just retweet it after you’ve finished your pint of gravy 😂

Got to be time for a new logo surely? RT for Linda Like for Harry!

Thanks Linda, put a sparkly top on or something. 'Triffic.

@all_stretch We’d probably start by not using an orange paper bag. Small steps.

@SpeedwayShamble Interesting I would be interested as to how you would do things 🤔

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What a day at shambles hq 😂 Notifications have been off the scale! British Speedway, what a sport 😍

@markesimm Nomination and likely to outright favourite

@SpeedwayShamble Not even the end of January and you have a nomination for Shambles of the Year already

Right: where do we begin with Lusardi and the KOC draw? Firstly, you’d have to question who has signed this off from a media perspective?! Based on Cameo, they could have got Paul Chuckle to do the draw for 10 quid more which, let’s be honest, is far more on brand…

@LannoNews @chicoblack1875 Very disappointed @Frigbo ‘Knockers Out Cup’ didn’t get a mention 😅

@chicoblack1875 @SpeedwayShamble thesun.co.uk/sport/38028000…

The bar has been set incredibly high, we are in for a fabulous season

Page 3 birds talk to me!! When @rguest92 asked to look in my little black book last week, little did I know he’d memorise Lindi’s number! She loves her speedway does Lindi, next to her list is a visit to Main Man Rogers caravan at Buxton!

@SpeedwayGB @cabdirect The 'Knockers Out' Cup draw

@SpeedwayShamble That might be ok to you, but to me ...?

@SpeedwayGB @cabdirect "Actress" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Impressive stuff to produce a heavy favourite for @SpeedwayShamble of the year already in January 👏🏼