Speedway Shambles

‘Carol, can you get me £27.81 out of petty cash please?’ 😂😂😂😂

@SpeedwayGP Fancy explaining how we watch it in the UK given we’re in it?

Germany, Great Britain, Czech Republic, or Ukraine? 🤔 Who is going to take victory tonight? 🥇 #SGP #SWC #GermanSGP

Don’t panic everyone! The @SpeedwayGP press release clearly says viewers in the UK can watch all the SGP and SWC action via HBO/TNT. Surely they wouldn’t just not bother?!

Absolute shambles

@fierybird9 @Squall86 @NickWellstead Odds are on LL and the KOC draw here

Jesus Christ. What even is this sport any more?

@NickWellstead @fierybird9 The fact that statement is needed after the season has started is ridiculous!

@fierybird9 @SpeedwayShamble 𝗦𝗖𝗕 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧: 𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 📷 Please note for the 2026 season, riders’ Personal Accident Insurance is now covered by their Federation Licence (e.g – ACU Licence holders insured by the ACU), and not with Attis via the BSP Ltd.

@ItsKarlWest Michael Jepsham Jensen

Another one! Name that rider!

Absolutely pathetic. Why wasn’t Samantha Fox asked to complete the draw?

@G1xr2 Which team were you running Martin

@SpeedwayShamble Unless they have plans for their own stadium, it can’t be a current nomad team, even at msdl standard. Cost me a fortune over the 3 years did that.

Who are we thinking the 6th team is? Northampton, Eastbourne, Wolves, Peterborough, Coventry?

@Bel_lerby Monkey speedway?

@SpeedwayShamble It just has these vibes….“KO cup draw hosted by Linda Lusardi”

@fierybird9 Confirmed no toplessness is planned

@fierybird9 Just retweet it after you’ve finished your pint of gravy 😂

Got to be time for a new logo surely? RT for Linda Like for Harry!

Thanks Linda, put a sparkly top on or something. 'Triffic.

@all_stretch We’d probably start by not using an orange paper bag. Small steps.

@SpeedwayShamble Interesting I would be interested as to how you would do things 🤔

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What a day at shambles hq 😂 Notifications have been off the scale! British Speedway, what a sport 😍

@markesimm Nomination and likely to outright favourite

@SpeedwayShamble Not even the end of January and you have a nomination for Shambles of the Year already

Right: where do we begin with Lusardi and the KOC draw? Firstly, you’d have to question who has signed this off from a media perspective?! Based on Cameo, they could have got Paul Chuckle to do the draw for 10 quid more which, let’s be honest, is far more on brand…