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the autistic experience of saying “I could be wrong, so don’t quote me” right before giving an airtight, thesis-level, explanation that was researched for weeks out of sheer curiosity.

These Rooks must be stopped. “Spittin on em” 🤣

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

Marathon players just fundamentally misunderstand rook as a concept so badly it's painful to watch anyone talk about them

“why didn’t you say hi to me at the bar?!” my pov at the bar:

Being autistic means being asked “are you high? Have you taken something?” When completely sober and then no one noticing when you’re actually high/drunk because it makes you act normal

Me after I lose my purple Bully and BR33 in outpost (I have 8 more of each in my vault)

It always scratches my brain how well the implied motion is conveyed here, stark’s hair and clothes whip around as the background surges past, making the dragon’s head feel fast and intense despite staying relatively steady

Mercy kits LOL! I love it @MarathonTheGame

[#MarathonGame] Maintenance has been extended. ⏲️Another update will be provided within the hour.

"James y el melocontón gigante" cumple 30 maravillosos años. Dirigida por Henry Selick tras su icónica "Pesadilla antes de Navidad", esta vez sin la sombra de Tim Burton y adaptando la novela del mismo título escrita por Roald Dahl. No fue un gran éxito de taquilla, pero sí es un triunfo visual, lleno de grandes momentos gracias a la técnica de stop motion y al material de Dahl. No sé cuántos la recuerdan, pero es una recomendación ideal ❤️

Completely disagree with this. The best feeling in the entire game is loading up with a homeless kit and outplaying the daylights out of a triple purple shield stack for the rags to riches heist. Doesn’t happen often but would be impossible if it matched based on kit value.

FIRE UP THE STILLS BOYS HOMEMADE WHISKEY IS LEGAL!!!

hello sharks today i am asking for one (1) successful cryo run

cryin

You guys have fun staying poor

they really do ask if you're hispanic or latino like 50 times in a job application

If you're looking for a sign this is it: You died in a car accident 6 years ago.

Swear on my life ain’t nothing better than a TALL MUFUCKIN BEER after a FULL DAY OF OUTDOOR WORK!!!

@Paul_provalone @ClayTravis LOLOLOL

@ClayTravis “Comedians shouldn't get canceled for real time jokes either. Even bad ones. Even inaccurate ones. Even dumb or ‘offensive’ ones.” - Clay Travis

Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?