Spider D Thompson

LISTEN UP, you beautiful cluster of walking meat and bad decisions! Tomorrow in this festering shithole called London, stay the fuck out of the way of those racist coke-head circus clowns and their pathetic little "march." They're not marching, they're just twitching in public like a pack of constipated hyenas with banners. And if you spot that sniveling little fuckface @TRobinsonNewEra - that four-foot nothing nasal goblin who's always sniffing like he's trying to hoover up the last molecules of dignity left on the street, begging for spare change while his brain leaks out his nostrils - you report that miserable cunt to the police immediately. He answers to Stephen, Tommy, Fuckface, or just 'oi, you little cunt.' He's not dangerous, he's a sad joke with legs. Feel free to walk right up, point, and laugh until he scuttles back into whatever sewer pipe he crawled out of. Stay safe, kids. Keep your eyes open, your bullshit detectors screaming, and your middle fingers ready. This city already smells like regret and cheap amphetamines - don't add to it by getting anywhere near these walking abortions.

WHOA, EASY THERE, YOU SNIVELING CRACK-WHORE. Calm the fuck down before you jizz your last remaining brain cell all over the keyboard. This isn’t a “uniting march,” you drooling fucking moron, it’s a divisive, racist circle-jerk designed to rip the kingdom in half, led by a four-foot-nothing football hooligan with the Napoleon complex of a syphilitic weasel and a coke habit so monstrous it has its own fucking postcode. The little troll’s out there 24/7 with his hand out, begging for cash like a gutter junkie who just discovered Bitcoin, while the only thing actually getting united is Tommy and his fucking dealer’s next eight-ball. Christ on a pogo stick, the smell of desperation and cheap Bolivian marching powder is making my eyes bleed. Anyone stupid enough to fall for this bullshit, stay safe you muppets, or don't, and do the fucking gene pool a favour.

The reason Keir Starmer is so terrified of the Unite the Kingdom rally is it does exactly what it says on the tin. It *unites* us. It reminds us that we are not alone. It gives the British people hope that a better future is possible. I have attended all of them and EVERY TIME is been a peaceful, joyous celebration and ANYONE who loves our country is welcome. If you haven't been yet, come and see for yourself. I promise you will not be disappointed.

Well, that's another way to look at it. Either way, the march is tiny. Lets wait and see what that cokehead comes out with tomorrow.

Oh, look at this snivelling little skidmark, clutching her ovaries because the big bad words hurt her precious feefees. Another gutless fucking hypocrite who only loves ‘free speech’ when it’s licking her own asshole clean. The second it turns around and bites you in the face, suddenly it’s violence, suddenly it’s oppression, suddenly we all have to tiptoe around your fragile fucking ego like it’s made of spun glass and baby vomit. Pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic. Crawl back into your safe little bubble, you trembling coward. The rest of us have reality to deal with.

This fucking map couldn’t be any rougher if it was finger-painted by a blind, amphetamine-crazed chimp with the DTs. It’s measuring twice the goddamn area it actually covers, you pathetic herd animals, and listen up, kids - when you’re marching like lobotomized sheep you can’t realistically jam more than two miserable bodies per square meter without turning the whole thing into a writhing, sweat-soaked orgy of compression. So if that coke-eyed little scrotum @TRobinsonNewEra or any of his snivelling, nose-bleeding fuckboy entourage starts screeching about “more than two hundred thousand” turnout, just do what any sane human would do: point at the lying sacks of shit, laugh until you puke, and walk the fuck away before the stupidity rubs off on you.

LISTEN UP, you beautiful cluster of walking meat and bad decisions! Tomorrow in this festering shithole called London, stay the fuck out of the way of those racist coke-head circus clowns and their pathetic little "march." They're not marching, they're just twitching in public like a pack of constipated hyenas with banners. And if you spot that sniveling little fuckface @TRobinsonNewEra - that four-foot nothing nasal goblin who's always sniffing like he's trying to hoover up the last molecules of dignity left on the street, begging for spare change while his brain leaks out his nostrils - you report that miserable cunt to the police immediately. He answers to Stephen, Tommy, Fuckface, or just 'oi, you little cunt.' He's not dangerous, he's a sad joke with legs. Feel free to walk right up, point, and laugh until he scuttles back into whatever sewer pipe he crawled out of. Stay safe, kids. Keep your eyes open, your bullshit detectors screaming, and your middle fingers ready. This city already smells like regret and cheap amphetamines - don't add to it by getting anywhere near these walking abortions.

@Brookie1981 Oh yes, will look on google maps later. That snivelling little piece of shit can go fuck himself with a rusty chainsaw. He already has to blag more than last time. And last time he blagged 30x the actual number.

@SpiderUncensor And make sure people measure the march area before he anounces 3 billion attended.

@darrengrimes Genuine question; has anyone ever caught Shledon here actually doing his job? You know, the tax payer funded one?

This is Andy Burnham a few years ago being hounded at a meeting about rape gangs. Greater Manchester police failed the victims.

@AlanThompson58 Thats the purest "there's always that one tweet" example. This last weeks been hell for Farage, Tice and Reform. I'm loving it, pass the uppers and the popcorn!

Oh ……..👇👇👇👇

So erm... @TiceRichard, @Nigel_Farage - lets talk finances and both of your resignations. Right fucking now, you pare of grifting, lying, hypocritical pond scum.

So Christopher Harborne is worth 18 billion according to the latest Rich List I’m sure he’s backing Reform because he’s a man of the people who just wants what’s best for Britain A true patriot He will expect nothing in return We cannot let these bastards get power.

Reform leader Nigel Farage has shared a photo of a Guardian photographer’s press card on social media after asking for identification NUJ has said this move puts the photographer at "risk" and "flies in the face of press freedom"

He bought a house in Clacton. No, actually, his girlfriend bought it. I barely even knew him. No, actually, I knew him very well. The money was for my security. No, actually it was a gift for Brexit. Literally nothing Farage says is true.

🎵 Nige lives in a house, a very big house in the country Watching violence on the streets and the hate he seeds in the country He takes all manner of bungs and has crypto chums in the country Oh, it's like a criminal gang, lots of sleazy scams in the country🎵 👍🤘👌 #CuntyLouse

Fiona Bruce, "I've heard Reform UK say that they'd get rid of benefits for people with mild anxiety, what % of welfare bill does that make up?" Former Conservative now Reform UK, Danny Kruger, "I don't know" Fiona Bruce, "So how do you know it will save you £10 billion?" *audience laughs* Danny Kruger, "I don't know every fact and figure" Fiona Bruce, "You've just given us £10 billion and you have no idea how you get to it" Danny Kruger, "I can stand that up later if you like"

This festering shitstain of a video? This is the rancid fucking legacy of @TRobinsonNewEra and @Nigel_Farage, those two chrome-plated racist scrotums who think inciting people to bellow at terrified people on public transport is some heroic patriotic crusade. Division, hatred, smashed faces, bleeding hearts, and endless fucking misery - that's the only dish those two pus-filled arseholes have ever brought to the table. They've turned the country into a screaming abattoir of fear and they smile while they do it. Or sniff constantly in Robinsons case. And that? That is not fucking on. Not today. Not ever. Someone hose these human garbage bags into the nearest sewer where they belong.

@justdavenow89 @EndPopulist Oooh yes, the media are turning. Reform are about to have the weekend from hell. Fetch me the popcorn and the cheap whisky!

Farage totally exposed today for what we always knew but the media might try and cover it up again

#ReformUK suspended Nathaniel Menday, the new Sheffield councillor after it was discovered he'd been posting a huge photo of a Nazi flag with swastika, and a photo of Hitler's Mein Kamf. Great! Now for Shabana Mahmood to proscribe #ReformUK. Report on that, @SamCoatesSky & @BBC.

@OicWhour @SeeDeeMcLeod @IsabelOakeshott @Nigel_Farage Never trust anyone with no real mates and a wonky patio. And lets face it, Nige has no mates, any idea how his patio looks?

@SpiderUncensor @SeeDeeMcLeod @IsabelOakeshott @Nigel_Farage its only illegal if the body is found

🛑 Listen everyone. THIS is what @Nigel_Farage is putting up with. Much of it from The Guardian, which will stop at pretty much nothing to damage him. It is ALL the time! 🙄🤬

@stuartgilmour9 @Nigel_Farage Oh I will, but you, my little Pedigree Chump, you need to take a long hard look at yourself, and the person you are so desperate to defend. It's clear for everyone with a working synapse to see, you're on the wrong side of history on this one.

@SpiderUncensor @Nigel_Farage Have a good weekend crusty

My security team just found this journalist from The Guardian at my property. This is exactly why I need security. Completely unacceptable.