Christine Prescott

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Dear young voters, Please don't burn down the house because you don't like the wall paper.

Rep. Higgins (R-LA): “[The Ranking member] said, ‘The founders never anticipated this volume of illegals.’” Rep. Raskin (D-MD): “There was no immigration law when the Constitution was adopted at all. In fact, the only illegals in the country, at least according to the Native [American] population, were the people writing the Constitution.”

Thank you MSR for helping design libraries that make communities stronger.

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Tsundoku, from Japanese, is the act of buying yet another book that you fully intend to read, but never quite get round to.

At a church leadership conference years ago, a pastor stormed up to me, finger-wagging in my face, and said… “I can’t believe you allow women to pastor and preach at your church!” “I don’t!” I quickly replied. He looked confused for a second and then said, “Oh. Well, good. I heard they were, but I guess…” I interrupted him and said, “Oh no, you heard right. Women have preached and pastored at our church since day one. It’s just not me who ‘allows’ it. Jesus does. All I do is get out of the way and cheer them on.”

N'Faly Dante was unstoppable. And Dana Altman is dancing. The Oregon #GoDucks won the Pac-12 Tournament title on Saturday. My column from Las Vegas: bit.ly/43ntaOW

“In our nation’s 246-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump." -Former VP Dick Cheney

Did you know? The word “trumpery” appeared in the 15th century with the meanings “deceit” or “fraud”. 100 years later, it was being applied to objects of no value. Then in the 1900’s, it came to mean “showy but worthless”. Today, it is equated with “treasonous shitweasel”.

All this chaos is coming at us. It's intentional. I refuse to panic. Republicans and Russians want us to feel hopeless. If we choose hopelessness, we hand them victory. Fuck that. Dems have been winning and Republicans have been UNDERPERFORMING. Do not fall for the chaos.

Hey media, thanks for the update on Biden eating ice cream! I missed the part about how his opponent tried to overturn the 2020 election and is actually running again to destroy America. Will you be covering that?

He's not lying! I live in a rural community, Lead Hill Arkansas population 271, way back in the woods near the lake on dirt roads, and I have high speed internet. Thank you President Biden!

My NZ cousin found these badges in her mother’s things, and is asking about them. Does anyone know?

The same state of Alabama which just executed Kenneth Smith via nitrogen gas asphyxiation would like you to know that frozen embryos are “children” because as per the Bible, human life cannot be destroyed without incurring the wrath of a Holy God.

I hear Elmo doesn't like it when we refer to Twitter 🐦 as Twitter 🐦 He'd much rather have us use the new name of the Social Media App formally known as Twitter 🐦 Unfortunately I don't feel like doing what that sociopath wants me to do So I'll just keep calling it Twitter 🐦

We were about $6,999,999 short on funding for a Super Bowl ad with this same message, but maybe if everyone shares it, we will reach the same number of people?

Game day ready. #FTTB