Spitter Magee 🇺🇸 🧟

Feel in my right mind this morning so I'm posting this. I wrote it a while back. I don't expect many people to read it, but it feels good getting it off my chest.

@IGN But Concord better

Crimson Desert is a smash hit for developer Pearl Abyss, which has now won praise from the Prime Minister of South Korea. bit.ly/4u7AUAy

@heyitsmeCarolyn First chick look more like Tiffany Stratton! Whoop di wo!

The Look Alike Cam was going off! 🤣😂

@MomsPostingLs That's the grossest picture I've ever seen. 🤮

10 years ago not a single person in this image would have been hired as a Hooter girl.

@WomenBeingAwful Har har! He got two for one special!!!

Time to get a replacement

@IfindRetards Why he look like Dak Prescott!!

How long until CNN describes him as "possibly white"

@FAFO_TV Why she try the kick from 20 ft away she think she would fly or some shit??

The type of injury that takes you out for the season

@Suddencaptured That happen to me my GF stopped in at sports clip when I was getting haircut by hot chick that look like that and chapow! My GF has now been cutting my hair for the past 5 years! She never cut hair before so I look like asshole!

@dovelove0624 @Mr_Husky1 I was there actually! I remember because he tried that crap with the menus and got knocked out. Then a nosey old Karen at the next table said "don't worry, if people don't believe you I'll tell them to keep their comments to themselves"

@Spitter_Magee @Mr_Husky1 Hmmm.. were you there? If not, keep your comments to yourself.

A couple sat at a booth and let their toddler watch a tablet at full volume with no headphones. It was piercing. When my server politely asked them to turn it down for the other guests, the dad snapped, "He’s a child, deal with it." I walked over, took their menus, and pointed to the exit. "He’s a child, but you're the adult," I said. "If you can’t parent in public, you can eat at home."

@CommanderEagle Think that was Goldberg!

I could watch this all day 🤣🤣

@ChaosTV I'm impressed that old bitch carried snips and knew what to cut how to use them! She needs jail time for attempt at murder as far as I know!

Demented old Karen snips hydraulic lines on a boom lift while the operator is up there.

Whelp I won't be buying any more digital games from @PlayStation. Screw that 30 day drm shit. I might even just completely ditch my PS5 at this point.

@WallStreetApes Where the hell does she go to KFC? The ones near me a whole ass 5 piece combo is only $14!

Americans are saying we need to normalize just leaving if the prices are too high Stop paying and just say no and leave This woman went to KFC. She wanted chicken tenders, no sides, no drink. Just 6 chicken tenders The price was $20. She said no and left I’ve added the price into this video for each count Prices in America are out of control KFC’s largest stock holders are BlackRock, Vanguard, State Street and JPMorgan

@RealMarcFoxx One of the reasons I ditched Xbox so maybe I'm done with new games I'll just play classic systems!

Sony implements new DRM requiring downloaded games to check in to servers every 30 days or be disabled. Remind you of anything? Harkens back to the Xbox One controversy.

@LangmanVince Har har! Famus!

Paul Reubens on *The Gong Show* before he was Pee-wee Herman

@kalludada47642 Looks like you forgot a few months there bozo.

Your month = your girl 😻 Mine : December

Are you fucking serious @PlayStation??? Online shit was one of the reasons I ditched @Xbox! They only reason I liked Playstation was because I can play fully offline!! If this bullshit is true I'll be ditching PS5 well!!

Netflix said #SmackDown would be epic last night but as usual it mostly sucked ASS. Then must be taking market lessons from HHH! How to lie in 3 easy step!

Not surprised about MSMG, buy Kairi? Alistar and Zelina? Even Zoey! she's great if they bothered using her! Wth @WWE? Now I'm happy I'm letting my @netflix expire. 🤬

@fights_fanatic ☠️👻

A black thug harasses the wrong white boy and gets laid out in epic fashion.