Sheldon 🍉

//this account will soon see a decrease of activity as I will take everything not released to roleplay/splatoon and splatoon weapons onto my main @LocalGhostSoru

Wouldn't you like to know

@horittobaka You could use 2019 scania s500 if you had big enough oven

Grand Festival is starting soon. Remember to stock up on weapons at Ammo Knights before going on the road

@royaloctoomb I just went on a little journey around the world and left shelbot in charge. While out I have collected a lot of weapoms from around the world like for example this. Honestly I have no clue yet what this even is

@SplatAmmoKnight Hey man, no offense, but me and my buddies thought you were dead

I wonder if anyone noticed that Shelbot replaced me at Ammo Knights for the past year. It sure does look like me after the upgrades

@B0mbRushBlush_ @squidbeak4 Four was my best tester after all. They got me so much of the precious data. Most people struggle with hero weapons at their max capability, expecially the guys at the factory. They wouldn't even attempt to reproduce the hero chipset even with all the data collected

@squidbeak4 @SplatAmmoKnight You two are totes besties!!

Acht They turned me into a marketable plushie Acht I am in so much pain

@B0mbRushBlush_ @squidbeak4 It was just a cheap plastic toy inside of a chocolate egg. Never got any merchandise afterwards :(

@squidbeak4 @SplatAmmoKnight Wait... you both got turned into eggs? I wanna be an egg!

@ashy_black_cat Geez thanks

(JOKEEE))

@InkyAgent4 In case NSS needs you, we can just grab a vacuum for you anyway

"Felt cute, might evade work tomorrow."

This is what you hear when you put haunted octotunes CD into the player

@Captain3_Golem //or imagine having a build relaying on item spam, and being cut off from all item sources

@SplatAmmoKnight //true..

it wasnt that bad??? #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

/What am I supposed to do with the fact that Sheldon mains Octobrush? Couldn't it be one of the ammo knights brand weapon?

@justiceliker Have you attuned all the chips for the badges?

So, does anyone else feels like part of their soul have been taken away and binded to a weapon in a vr simulation of inkopolis square? Just an oddly specific feeling

@literal_paper @Marbiloutwitt @InkyAgent4 Mastered every weapon type, hard working student, gremlin, actually takes showers, was supposed to be a security for the memverse

@Marbiloutwitt @InkyAgent4 Yall only like them cuz they don't appear. Name one good thing abt 4 that doesn't apply to the others

I'll hurt you.

@chemicaliber I get ya

hear me out

@Th3B0mber Knowing her she was probably interested in the technology from Kanabo Co. After what was going on there during that incidents 5 years ago, its probably smart to keep it mostly quarantined not that's the square is back operational

@SplatAmmoKnight What on earth could she need the metro for?

Cw/ side order spoiler kinda . . . . . . . . . THEY BLOCKED OFF MY FUCKING METRO???

@Th3B0mber Don't shoot the messenger. It was Marina's idea, she was working on something down there

@SplatAmmoKnight It's dumb