Splodge
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Splodge
@SplodgeDog
28 | Gay | Single | British | B.A. Honours Degree in Video Game Design (Art) | Owner of The Splodge Shop |

BREAKING🚨: UK may need to go into lockdown as early as May if meningitis cases continue to escalate.

Became the champion this morning and my 8yo took this pic of me she was so proud of her daddy lol


KitKat unveils 770lbs life-size chocolate F1 car

A Professor of Gastroenterology, performing endoscopy on herself.

Comic Relief just hit its lowest ever viewing figures. 2 million in 2026… down from over 10 million a decade ago. 2026 - 2m 2025 - 2.6m 2024 - 3.7m 2023 - 2.9m 2022 - 3.5m 2021 - 4.5m 2019 - 5.8m 2017 - 6.3m 2015 - 8.4m 2013 - 10.3m 2011 - 10.2m WHY the sudden Collapse?


nobody wants this




Oh MAGA….







What is your first thought when you open this fridge?
















