Spongey

@BrentCorrigan He still has that sparkle in his eyes.

New haircut!

@DNIGabbard 🤡 🤡

Donald Trump was overwhelmingly elected by the American people to be our President and Commander in Chief. As our Commander in Chief, he is responsible for determining what is and is not an imminent threat, and whether or not to take action he deems necessary to protect the safety and security of our troops, the American people and our country.  The Office of the Director of National Intelligence is responsible for helping coordinate and integrate all intelligence to provide the President and Commander in Chief with the best information available to inform his decisions.  After carefully reviewing all the information before him, President Trump concluded that the terrorist Islamist regime in Iran posed an imminent threat and he took action based on that conclusion.

@atxconcert @sxsw Daft Punk at last!! 😂

After the lights go down at Moody Amp, the night is far from over… a mysterious force is set to take over Stubb’s on the biggest music night of SXSW. Dark, hypnotic, and unforgettable—if you know, you know. Stay tuned. #sxsw @sxsw

@atxconcert @theblackkeys @theheavyheavyuk @moody_amp @C3Concerts @easyeyesound

AUSTIN, LET’S GET LOUD 🔥🎸 The Black Keys are bringing the No Rain, No Flowers Tour to Moody Amphitheater on June 7 with The Heavy Heavy! 🎟️ Tickets on sale Feb 7 @ 10AM Who’s ready for a night of bluesy riffs & raw rock ‘n’ roll? Drop a 🎸 if you’re in!

@BruceBeckhamXXX So far CDC says we don’t need another series of doses. cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/7…

Does anyone know if the 2022 MPox Vax covers this new strain?

Ugh, where is @adamsank to give his hot take? @DNRshow is Daddyland on your radar?

The Little Gay Shop Pride Party 2024 austinchronicle.com/events/qmmunit…

@E_Glo 🤮

@JHalt83 How was Puerta Vallarta? It’s the new Mykonos for gays!! Lol

Janet videos will be my halftime show.

@E_Glo Fort Liquor-dale is fun!

Happy New Year! 2024!

Writing a check in the express lane at the supermarket should be outlawed.

@WastelandBaby91 Basically there’s two bars (Oz & Bourbon Pub) on Bourbon St/St Ann where most events take place. You can also check out Phoenix Bar or Silver Fox for random and anonymous 🍆.

I’m at a bar in Ft Lauderdale and observing some prison trade working over a bear.

When my DoorDash order from Subway is incomplete.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@Do512 ❌ Sunday is the 18th

Father's Day is coming up this Sunday, June 19th! Here's your Do512 guide on how to kick back, relax and show the old man some extra love. bit.ly/2MPTz1d