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@capsinfour Lightning gave you both! ⚡⚡⚡

super excited to lay in bed and watch hockey tonight i hope everyone goes to overtime and everyone goes to game 7

Despite getting swept in Round 1, Brady Tkachuk delivered an absolute MASTERCLASS: 0 goals 🔥🔥🔥🔥 0 assists 🤯🤯🤯🤯 0 points 😱😱😱😱 Playoff Brady is built different 🔥

@FSUmollz You getting the chicken tenders again?

@AustinInROA @ryenarussillo Many

@AustinInROA @ryenarussillo Manny

Can we just put Charlotte in the playoffs? I can’t watch Orlando anymore.

@Ry_Bass @MLB I like this lineup configuration

#Rays lineup against 6-foot-10 White Sox LHP Noah Schultz, who’s making his @mlb debut

@wobblymami It bangs

Biscuits and gravy is so sick it’s literally just wet slop flour on top of cooked dry flour and it’s so fucking good still

@gabbgoudy I mute commercials

does anyone else get a irrationally irritated when mlb tv plays the same commercial 4 times in a row?

@GrushNYC @BryanHoch They extincting them?

@BryanHoch An Aaron Boone coached player not knowing the rules of baseball is maybe the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard. What a fucking clown show. And yet, Cashman and Boone will keep getting extinctions for failure.

Jazz Chisholm Jr., explaining the final play: "I was really going to go try to tag the runner and just throw it to first. I don't know what the rule is. If I went to first base first and threw it back to second, if it's still an out. Is it still a double play? I don't know. Does it count as not an RBI?" Trent Grisham, dressing at adjacent locker: "No, they'll score. They'll get there before the tag occurs at second." Jazz: "Oh. Well, what I was trying to do in my mind probably wouldn't have worked anyway."

@SeminolePeej As a CB

@SeminolePeej Think it's easy to switch to WR if you fail at developing as a WR

Since HS I’ve thought he’d be better suited at WR

@BillSimmons Classic Hanlon's Razor

I apologize to the Kings for thinking they fouled Curry as a nefarious tanking strategy. I should’ve remembered that Doug Christie is an inept coach, so him inexplicably fouling a good FT shooter to set up a TO play was in play as either a f-up or a willfully dumb idea. My bad.

@threecheersbrat How about Twitter?

has a dating app even worked for yall, tinder is such a waste of time

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@TA_FootballShow @robertmays @LanceZierlein The Jets have injury concerns and play on a turf that causes a high frequency of injuries, they absolutely should not be considering players who already have injury issues

It's another edition of On the Clock! ⏰ @robertmays is joined by @LanceZierlein to mock picks 13-18 of the first round in the 2026 NFL Draft. Watch the latest episode right here. youtu.be/VUkt74zSgXU?ut…

@mackietayylor Purp

what color should i get on my fingaz

@capsinfour I need Tom Wilson to have to shots on goal

feeling superstitious today if we lose tonight it’s because i’m about to go run 10 miles instead of 20 like yesterday.

@mackietayylor Nice

im craving $6900

@capsinfour Incredible Stat

who’s really doing it like us.

@capsinfour Peanut butter jelly time

what do i want for snack time