Skeeter Jones

@here_ride46686 @tipodissd Beard > Tommy all day. My mistake for believing anyone in your nasty little town could read. Didn’t think it possible for anything to fit around Scheer’s waist, definitely not a human mouth. Hope that ass kissing tastes better than getting dragged on national television.

@SportsWithSkeet @tipodissd Wow! You got one out of four correct (balding). 25%. Sounds like a decent winning percentage for ASU basketball though, so I guess you are inline with your team and fanbase. Must be comforting to you to have such low expectations year after year. 🤣

@A_Dunham77 @AZSports @KellanOlson His figure is exactly like a scarecrow. It’s a real shame he has a platform. Any of these players could stuff him in a locker with ease. If this was the 80s, it would happen! Bring back the glory days @therealTC24 !

@AZSports @KellanOlson Does Kellan just throw on the first thing he finds on the floor or does he pull straight from the laundry basket?

"I think this is gonna be a triumphant sweep for OKC ... but we'll see what the Suns have in store for us. Guess who was the idiot who said they were gonna win 30 games? This guy. So, if I say they're gonna get swept, maybe that won't happen." @KellanOlson breaks down the Suns' win over the Warriors and their momentum heading into the first round NBA playoff matchup with the Thunder. Courtside with Kellan is presented by Southwest Gas.

@JustinESports Turn on your video game

What does a guy gotta do to get Arizona in the Pop Tarts Bowl?

@F0ODHub Diarrhea

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

Thoroughly disgusted, @smuckers. Tonight I attempted to eat one of your so-called “Uncrustables” and it was all PB, NO JELLY. I thought I was getting my daily serving of fruit, and I all was fed were LIES! DO BETTER #JellyGate

@morrscode_ Not exactly a physical specimen yourself! Tell your left hand I say happy V-Day. Cheers, Skeet

Unimpressed

@jasonscheer Wow, big-time prediction from a big-time expert! Have you thought about buying a Powerball ticket? But seriously, spend more time on the treadmill and less energy mouth breathing while you tweet

This is 100% Bobby Hurley's last game against Arizona as ASU's coach. Raise a glass. Thank you for the memories, Bobby. Seriously.

Cooley is blessed the church doesn’t cut his head off. What a joke. John Thompson would never accept failure.

@FloydKanyon I don’t give a rats ass if Coach turned down the got damn Tide, takes a lot nerve posting this junk. Special teams was an ABOMINATION this year

Who did it better?

@ArizonaFBall Hope you have a poncho on hand. Gonna soak and clean out the muck. This weather pattern is No Joke!

Wildcat Nation WE NEED YOU ‼️

@NicoleAuerbach Never seen a better picture show 150 yard drives, a couple of bottles of pepto being pounded and crude jokes towards a cart girl

Statement from the former UNC head football coach:

@ZacharyTinkle Go get em ZT! You inspire millions daily with what you’ve overcome. Thank you

With the ARCA season coming to a close, I’d like to say thank you to all the people on my team that have been there for me from the beginning of my racing until now with unwavering support.

@maxpower1616 @JustinESports We have agreed with that from the jump, bud. As for the rest of that alphabet soup tweet, I have no comment. Best of luck to you pal.

@SportsWithSkeet @JustinESports Oh, not clever enough to weave in Bono, you’re more on the Edge of wittiness, guess overlooking the AK St. throttling? Anyway, getting a skotche more serious, the AZ D has played filthy, body clock won’t be an issue, likely all weapons playing, 7.5 seems like a lot, that’s all.

Arizona opens as a 7.5-point underdog for its Big 12 opener at Iowa State.

@ZacharyTinkle @ARCA_Racing @Salem_Speedway How did it go for you? Wasn’t able to tune in, can never find the circuit on my tv down here in the south.

@SportsWithSkeet @ARCA_Racing @Salem_Speedway Not there, I’m done racing for the year since the ARCA East Series season has ended for us

Got home from Salem, took lots of photos, so here is the entire @ARCA_Racing field from the backstretch at @Salem_Speedway! (Thread) 👇

@maxpower1616 @JustinESports Max - that was descriptive in all the wrong ways. If you remember that game took place in Ireland, maybe you should have used Bono instead as your example… wise guy

@SportsWithSkeet @JustinESports Yup. How about how Iowa St. crushed that same K-State team and absolutely rolled Arkansas St. like George Michael in a public park bathroom. ✊🏼

@maxpower1616 @JustinESports Agreed - have they not watched UA? The way they laid it down on Hawaii, Weber & a tough K State squad should be respected

@JustinESports Wow, seems heavy…

@Burritoexp Sun Devil Stadium?? That hasn’t been the name since the Biden administration- since I was forced to wear a mask around! With that said, gas station location is smart. Right next to plenty of commodes! Here in the south we have our best BBQ there.

POV: You’re on your way to Sun Devil Stadium, but first… a Fast & Fresh burrito pit stop 🌯⚡ No lines. No wait. Just fuel for the win. #ForksUp

@darrenrovell @TCUFootball @Ryan_Peck What in GOD’s name is that? It quite literally looks like Barney’s dick.

New at @TCUFootball this weekend: The Half Acre Korean Corn Dog: A hot dog + mozzarella cheese combo dipped in ube batter, fried in panko, dusted with ube powder, and drizzled with a sweet and spicy honey! (via @Ryan_Peck)