Joe Wood

@KelTecOfficial @a3_industries @haleystrategic I've been needing to get one of these! I got the PMR30 and love it! CMR30 will be my next purchase!

3.8 pounds of lightweight performance. The CMR30 keeps things fast, efficient, and ready. Featuring @a3_industries and @haleystrategic.

@saras76 @ZeekArkham

Worked for me

@inkblotistan Intelligent Design!

@BaseballQuotes1 Because baseball is a kids game! Let the boys have fun. Except Royce. He ain’t having fun.

Why are they playing baseball in a monsoon

@WittJrisking @lexiosborne Oooh, slick! I hope Lexi says yes!

@lexiosborne Lexi if kyle hits another homer within a week, can i take u to a game?

I’ve been team Isbel and we get another home run from him! Royals on fire tonight

@JackPosobiec I think the Kansas City Royals are putting BTA to the Twins tonight!

What did you think, folks?

@SasquatchVinnie In the middle of typing a comment, Isbel hits a HR in the bottom of the 7th. HOTTT!!

Is there anyone hotter than Kyle Isbel in America right now?

@Royals Hey! How cool! Congrats Kevin!

A grand slam, and a SONIC SLAM! Congratulations to Kevin Younger of Pittsburg, KS!

@RichJohnsonNFL OMG that's so perfect!

#Patriots RB TreVeyon Henderson releases a statement:

@MayorLucasKC Man, I’m sure glad I moved out of that place!

Kansas City has achieved #CertifiedWelcoming status! 🌟 We are committed to advancing inclusivity, a sense of belonging, and a hospitable atmosphere for ALL residents.

@MbarkCherguia Her eyebrows bother me more than the face-stuffing

How does this video make you feel?

@BrennanMense Brennan, I couldn't agree more. When I heard that MLB was taking over the TV rights to stream Royals games, I wasn't too enthusiastic. But seeing how much better the video and audio quality is, along with the different camera angles, I'll eat my words. It looks awesome!

I don’t know how many more picture-perfect home openers we’ll have at Kauffman Stadium, but the site of a full K and starting the season with a Royals win is a timeless sight

@Jupinapapi3 Pretty sure we've been asking for babies in the womb to be treated like normal people for a long time, too....

They just want y’all to treat gay ppl like regular ppl dawg that’s literally it no one forcing anybody to be gay

@jemelehill There you have it, folks. More projecting. Their accusations are confessions. The party of mental illness is claiming that being a Christian is some sort of mental episode. I’m pretty sure the Bible foretold these sort of things.

I honestly think Jaden Ivy is having some kind of episode. I have known folks who are zealots, but this seems like something more.

@thelillygaddis @ThrillaRilla369 I used to sleep naked. Then I had toddlers who needed me to take them back to bed at 2am.

@ThrillaRilla369 Only the coward fears this situation

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?

@bodycrave I’m an 8, but want to be a 9. Viewers of this comment can guess which 8’s and 9’s I’m talking about.

which body is your ideal type?

@SteinerZach Saved to favorite FOREVER! Shoutout Ben_Dover_on_D.

Guessing this has been posted at some point but if you haven’t seen it. This is it. This is the peak of weather enthusiast shitposting.

@FirearmFury If I won the lottery, I’d buy the whole Hi Point company!

If you won the lottery, what gun would you get first?

@Gareijuana BV stands for Black & Veatch, which is at the Aspiria campus in Overland Park…. I’m probably looking too much into it.

They’re sending a message

@PardonMyTake Super based! Nothing like celebrating with your love and cheap food. Only thing better is celebrating with wife and kids.

Only one way to celebrate hitting 3 home runs in the WBC