SprayCyber

Use @SprayCyber spray to visualize your cybersecurity strategy on any #boardroom table. And if you are the brave #CISO that we are looking for, then shout: ‘DO YOU GET IT NOW?’. Succes guaranteed! spray-cyber.com

October is near. So is SCAM™ - Spray Cyber Awareness Month. 31 doors of fear, buzzwords & despair. 13:37 daily reveals: recycled tips, compliance theater, best practices no one uses. See FUD at the bottom? Those are for YOUR worst awareness advice. We'll feature the best!

We tried to build a Q2 content strategy. The strategy built back. Then someone (we all know who) sprayed Explona on the roadmap. The roadmap caught fire. We’re back. Possibly radioactive.Slightly traumatized. But something’s coming.Might be a signal from space. What could it be?

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We’re proud to announce that 97% of our customers have no idea what they’re spraying, but they’re LOVING IT. 😂 #SprayCyber #chaos #security #SprayCyberSpray

@HotelHacker's 10th anniversary was one to remember! 🎉 Great talks, a sponsored bar, and a record-breaking Explona hand gel sales (turns out, everyone needed one). Huge thanks to @DMPModderman for the shoutout and an incredible event. Until next year! 🍻💻 #HackerHotel

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Are you ready for the big reveal? If you’re at @HotelHacker, you’ll be the first to witness the launch of our TOP-SECRET new product, with a limited edition version just for @HotelHacker! But what could it be? Drop your wild guesses and get a chance to win a shiny golden coin🪙

Did you know Spray Cyber also functions as a ‘stress reliever’ in high-pressure board meetings? Nothing beats the rush of spraying Danger Zone Red everywhere. 🧯 #BoardroomStressRelief #SprayCyber

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BREAKING NEWS: #SprayCyber is now recommended by 1/10 cyber security wizards 🧙‍♂️ What is the 11th one doing? Send in your answers before the 42nd.

We are working on a new product that will erase stupid and or annoying #cyber salespeople’s DNA from your surroundings. Stay tuned!

Looks like somebody played with our awesome product! #spraycyber FTW!

@herrmann1001 Here you go! spray-cyber.com

For us non US, We just can’t wait until your election is over and this platform can start posting cyber again Give me hardcore cyber!

What do dinosaurs, ciso’s and board members have in common? I don’t know. But what I do know it’s that it’s 1-10-2024 and spray-cyber.com is live! 🎉🍾DO YOU GET IT NOW?