charlie nine toes

Anyone else think @littlecaesars’ new slogan is exactly the type of BOLD marketing we’ve been waiting for?

@reillyjude SPEAK DUMB, LIKE EVERY OTHER ONE, DON’T WANNA LET YOU DOWN, I’D RATHER LET YOU FALL APART AND SO YOU BACK OFF, A BIT LESS OBVIOUS , OH YOU FORGOT I CALLED?, DON’T TAKE IT PERSONAL PERSONAL HONEY I KNOWWW, YOU’VE JUST BEEN BUSY OR, YOU NEED TO BE ALONE, WELL YOU CAN CALL ME…

no one in Austin knows about dear and the headlights and I hate it here in this stupid fucking city

@drofnavmod did you get a tattoo?

Out in the real world

@JimDMiller @UofOklahoma Lol that’s not what you said at all, but I’m sure you’d do fine at OU. 🤣

@SpringNDchanges @UofOklahoma I wrote "so giving this". Basically, I said "X is probably true". If we assume X is true than Y follows."

A statement from the University of Oklahoma:

@JimDMiller @UofOklahoma you went from “seems plausible” to “clear evidence” at record speed there bub

@UofOklahoma Seems very plausible that anything that was even close to matching the assignment got at least an 80%, so giving this a zero was clear evidence of viewpoint discrimination.

sorry for being weird at the function I sat alone in the bathroom too long and it changed my perspective

I wish yall could see this dude’s giant Monster logo neck tattoo im staring at in a dive bar in Arlington, TX.

@reillyjude @mybandowen @birthmarkmusic 😭😭 STFU, no you!! ✨❤️‍🔥✨

@SpringNDchanges @mybandowen @birthmarkmusic that was the real gift ✨🫶🏼✨

still insane that this show happened.

I actually have some really good friends involved with some really important non-profit / mutual aid groups in Austin. I just hate all the performative fucks I see when I’m down here too

Austin, TX: pretending to care

park that phone drop that car sleep on the me dream about floor

@reillyjude But Did he Dog?

what u kno bout rollin down in the deep

@keroseneheights the real best song was the friends we made along the way ❣️

best kerosene heights song but you can’t say kathryn or waste my time or new tattoo or salty eyes or forget it or perfect timing or nightwalk ultra or sunsetting or otis or blame it on the weather or last time or all your friends or something abt u or things like forever or in u

@maelyn_deer666 RIP Giuseppe’s 😔

nowhere in denton has good pasta man i had the saddest plate ever from feras and its now exacting its vengeance upon me in the bathroom not even 5 hours later

@ecoterrorist420 RED 🤣

fucking yuck dawg

@Plankfan say hi to will at the show i’m not telling you which will tho

tomorrow is the return of marietta but i have to make it across the state first

he’s been chasing nameless faces ever since he finished rehab

enjoy ⛈️

@gaymeatkarl That’s the cheeked up one, right?

What if we kissed… at the mothman statue in point pleasant, wv 👉🥹👈

@maelyn_deer666 x.com/springndchange…

listening to some norma jean then next up is weird al's running with scissors Its my car im the dj fuck you