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REPORT: As of 11:35 AM EST @PartiCLIQUE member @JoshWennerMP has failed to be "woke".

Mysteriously I too will be unavailable for this sitting in the House, it has no connection to @JamesCollieMP, its because uhh for uhhh personal reasons, yea personal reasons

@TrevorStewartMP My forehead is normal size! My hairline is not so normal.... why do you always talk about size? Little self-conscious about the size of your caucus?

@TrevorStewartMP I think you of all people would hope it's not 1837, considering you wouldn't be able to use 4 metric tons of hair gel.

BRAVE CANADIAN LEGEND RISKS LIFE ATTEMPTING NEW HEIGHTS FOR THE NATION #foreverindebt #trueCanadianhero twitter.com/JamesCollieMP/…

@MattBouldenMPSP Guys I'm like Hannah Montana u and @anstey_mp gotta stop taking off my wig #BestofBothWorlds

@anstey_mp @CraigM_GG @DanielleWMP wrong account who dis

@CraigM_GG @DanielleWMP @anstey_mp x a million

@AndrewPotterMP @anstey_mp @nolantoscanoMMP In their defence it's pretty bad PR to support traitors #DoAnythingForAMinistry

Practically like an independent film with all these b-list actors #Sundance twitter.com/MPGeorgiaS/sta…

@uOMP_Park @TonyBui_MPSP @WAVE_MPSP18 ur like a broken record, a very nerdy one

Next up in parties as pics!!! This next picture is a lot like @LePartiQuartier, as they're both cheap, prone to confusing anglophones and only enjoyed by a very small amount of Canadians. #KnockOffSwisCalet #KnockOffParty

SCANDAL: @MGiesbrechtMP caught using the ol' copy-and-paste technique more than a kid in grade nine French class. #CarbonCopyLeaders #BadComms

@CASK_mpsp18 Who is Caylie Dyer???? How can @CASK_mpsp18 provide an effective opposition if you can't even spell right?? I mean can you guys even spell opposition??? @anstey_mp @MPCaileyDyer smh

@HonRudolphDamas I waited three days for this? What you need to chase are some better comebacks. You may be young but you ain't getting it.

Next up in parties as pics!!! This is a great tale that is still more realistic than a @ModelGOT government. #MoveOutOfYourMomsBasement

Next up in parties as pics!!!! To the left represents how successful @PartiCLIQUE 's @HonRudolphDamas thinks he is, and to the right is how successful 39 seats (less than 1 eighth of the Canadian HOC) actually is. #CloutlessPartyofMeeks

Next up in parties as pics!!! Picture: Representing how @CASK_mpsp18's double fisting led to no hands available to legislate and instead settled for opposition.

In the next few days, I will be tweeting a picture that best resembles each MPSP party in order to provide information for those who need to catch up! First up: this photo represents @WAVE_MPSP18's dominant majority in the house of commons.

I thought you were made a general? Oh, wait that was Benedict Arnold, sorry I confuse my traitors sometimes. #MansWillDoAnythingForAMinistry twitter.com/MP_Zitman/stat…

Is @ModelGOT still a thing? #AskingForAFriend