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@heather_sinead I thought it sounded like Zoe Lyons as well :o)

#maskedsingeruk Zoe Lyon’s is Bush?!

Oh yes I did #TeamOUsport

I'm just going to say it. I love Tess's suit 😆 They must have sacked the old stylist that hated her this series #strictly

I want @chrismccausland's Stone Temple Pilots hoodie #strictly

@lucyportercomic @bigedwards 😆😆😆 I think multigenerational quiz teams probably have the best success rates, I know looooooooads more than him! He's mostly annoyed he couldn't remember all of the contestants on the first series of Taskmaster!

@SproutOfWrath @bigedwards We aren’t on a team! I’m dying to share the answers though. Bernie Sanders! Otter!

No. 2 son has gone to a pub quiz tonight with hopes of winning. Unfortunately for him he's spotted that @lucyportercomic and @bigedwards are also there so it's fair to say he's got no chance 😆

I know it doesn't need to be said (it is assumed) but I'll say it anyway: Shut up Tess!

@Rylan Turning up for the horsey dancing was the highlight.

Snoop has won the 2024 Olympics x

@scottygb The man is a machine. And will never be cooler than when he turned up for the horsey dancing in full equestrian regalia

Snoop Dogg has gone from Paris to LA to perform at the Paris Closing Ceremony. Make it make sense.

Andrew Cotter's commentary is making me guffaw. That's right, I said guffaw #ClosingCeremony

@foetalgod 😆

@SproutOfWrath You might be able to but you wouldn’t get a chair.

I could do that #ClosingCeremony

@scottygb I was convinced it was 😬

I’m not there obviously but it looks like it is

Oh god is the flag upside down?

@foetalgod 😆😆😆😆😆😆

@foetalgod The first of Team USA’s 17 boats?

@SproutOfWrath At what point do we drink to tezza?

So far the opening ceremony reminds me of a cheese dream. So many shimmer curtains. Did they fall for an offer on Temu? #OpeningCeremony

@foetalgod I’m enjoying their occasional asides though. And at least Trevor Nelson’s not there 😆

@SproutOfWrath The commentary team are commentating like it’s Eurovision.

@foetalgod It’s batshit, isn’t it? 😆😆😆

@SproutOfWrath Poor bloke. It’s like all the in between bits of Eurovision stuck together.

@foetalgod Especially this guy on the piano. My dad and I are having a giggle about it 😆

@SproutOfWrath The performers all seem a little moist.

The weather 😬 #OpeningCeremony