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Spudboy Dan
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@zamu_zam People who blame Melee's difficulty on the inability to modify controls have a 99.9999% chance of not even remotely understanding the possible insanity of what would unfold as a result. I have 20 years in the game and even I can't meaningfully speculate the outcome very much lmao
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damn this brings me back… i miss yelling about melee takes…
melee *should* be hard and you are still not going to enjoy it just because they made it easy to up tilt
danielle bernstein@zamu_zam
lol
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@AtlasSSBPM No I’m not an ult player lol, just Melee and P+ for about 5 years now. If there’s an easier way to Dacus with smash stick I don’t know what it is because you can do it with tilt stick just fine and I play with tilt stick on bc it’s just better for Snake
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@SpudboyDan Wait do you actually not know? Do you not know why people use smash for their dacus in brawl/pm?? Are you an ult player bychance?
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@AtlasSSBPM You’re a dumbass, you don’t need smash stick for DACUS. Trying to tell me I’m a fucking tourist when you don’t even know the mechanics of the game you play.
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@SpudboyDan I guarentee you most if not all high level pm sheiks use smash stick for dacus and just do tilts normally (they are not hard)
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@AtlasSSBPM Sheik would OBJECTIVELY be a better character in Melee given tilt stick and you’re a moron if you don’t recognize how much she benefits from it in P+. Some regions have had to ban tilt stick because of characters like Ganon abusing the fuck out of it.
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@SpudboyDan @TailsAndy Dumbesk fucking thing ive heard in my life, sheik is not stupid good in p+ because of tilt stick, she's good because they changed her backthrow so you can dthrow/bthrow 50/50. Tilt stick does not matter at high level play
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@SpudboyDan Sheik would get worse compared to the rest of the cast but yall arent ready for that conversation
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@DandelionDizzy Absolutely not lol Sheik would become a menace able to CC with all her tilts
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@IIDXrock And that’s totally fine. Tap jump is very annoying to deal with at first and is particularly frustrating to deal with for things like instant short hop up-airs
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@isohelsgarden I don't mind no remapping its the mandatory tap jump that kills it for me
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@PowerZordan exploit ≠ bug. Sakurai has gone on record that Wavedashing was something that was known during development. It was not unintentional or simply a bug.
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@PowerZordan “Wavedashing is a bug” wow you really are just a fucking moron
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@Heutnitra @SpudboyDan @TailsAndy The game was created in 13 months, several characters were rushed/copy pasted...
If you truly loved Melee you'd agree that the game is a beautiful mess
Wavedashing is a key part of "balancing" in pro play and it's a use bug
Stop with your "my team is better than yours" mentality
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@TailsAndy Something you stupid motherfuckers will never understand is that Melee is balanced around the controls being uniform across the cast. Can you even imagine how stupid Sheik would be with tilt stick??? She’s stupid good in PM/P+ bc of tilt stick.
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@isohelsgarden idk changing controls seems like a pretty basic function that should be implemented
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You low key have to be a hater to have taste. If you like everything, it's meaningless.
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when people describe a work of art as pretentious they almost always misuse the word and instead mean “this made me feel stupid and then mad as a consequence” it’s good to be stumped and admit it, grows hair on your chest
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I found a notebook I wrote my book reviews in when I was 15-16 and one of them goes: "I did not like it. There was too much politics and old words. Which wouldn't have been a problem, if I understood them. But because of my own inadequacies I did not."
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She blew herself up like majin vegeta to kill a bunch of poachers
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#EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Jane Goodall's cause of death has been revealed. tmz.me/7J1q5Pz
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I’m going to be honest, I think I would rather play some bad NES game than have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear. That sounds fucking horrible.
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I do enjoy sex scenes in films, and I am a pervert.
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