Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real

Liar

idc man watching phil ragebait vito is the funniest moment in the history of television

If Mario Kart Wii was called Mario Kart Pee, that would be really funny! I'm uncircumcised!

@ElGringo360 @Drth_Nihilus_ @lmkifiwin Doing this at 9 in the morning. You must be a pleasure to be around.

@Drth_Nihilus_ @lmkifiwin The reviews not being out ONE DAY BEFORE RELEASE is in fact a great sign of their confidence in the product that is literally out today. Moron.

> be IO Interactive > spend years finally landing the James Bond license > first console Bond in 14 years, first under Amazon ownership > cast a young Bond. fans say he looks smug > respond with "if no one has opinions on him, he'd be the dullest Bond ever made" > let physical copies leak days before launch > issue a copyright strike on the leak > then upload the same 13 minutes yourself the next day > watch Kotaku call your opening "boring men in a boring helicopter" > two days before launch, drop the big cast reveal > "you will meet a familiar face in Vietnam" > it's Khaby Lame, the silent TikTok guy ICE self-deported last summer for overstaying his visa Bond has a license to kill. his new partner couldn't keep his license to stay.

@KeemTheTruth317 That’s why buccees took so long to open in Louisiana🤣 every gas station got a mom & pop restaurant in it that sells better food than buccees here

Buccees food is so overrated man idk maybe it’s the chef in me but that shit is bland af Yall be hyping that shit up though

@asheeve1 @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 Never thought about that, yikes 😅 fair enough, last thing we need is nova taking a break from watching South Park to read about his millimeter peter

@Spudlem @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 I’d give my opinions on it, but we all know Nova reads tweets about him. He’d get his rocks off to a female insulting his chode. 🤷‍♀️ gonna dodge that one 🤣

Nova does doordash but also buys himself some stuff, can’t do a straightforward job can you @nova_gage51239

@asheeve1 @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 I had to see if it was real, and to my amazement, it was 😭🤣 I will say, it’s a MAJOR confidence booster for all the guys who laid eyes on it🤣

@Spudlem @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 I can proudly say I’ve never watched it, but I have unfortunately heard the audio on TikTok. I didn’t watch it for that very reason 🤣

@asheeve1 @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 I can’t get the image out of my head 😭 it’s like a tattoo on my brain

@Spudlem @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 I mean even THAT is better than the Southpark video… 🥴🤣

@asheeve1 @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 I’d love to see Nova’s pick up lines, tbh. I can only imagine what he uses.

@Spudlem @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 I love that he only brings up his ‘two girlfriends’ when he thinks it’s an own… if they were real, he’d gush about them constantly.

@novahelixstar21 @RapeBobLustPant @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 Ctrl + C & Ctrl + V would’ve worked wonders here. x.com/novahelixstar2…

@RapeBobLustPant @Spudlem @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 Nova isn’t a pdf. Nova is a good. Person. Stop spreading lies about people.

@novahelixstar21 @ChipMIH @nova_gage51239 @3l0nH4t3r Didn’t Nova attempt to doxx someone? Should probably pass on that last piece of advice to Idaho Craig Thompson.

@ChipMIH @nova_gage51239 @Spudlem @3l0nH4t3r Nova isn’t a pdf. Nova is a good person. Learn to spread kindness not hate

LETS. GO OSPREAY TALES THE WIN AND WILL WIN THE WHOLE OWEN HART TOURNAMENT #DoubleOrNothing

@Mortheous @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 That part I’m not sure about, but given his reputation… Nova Ladd

@Spudlem @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 But are either of them legal age or is he like D4VD? 🤔

@dr4c4h @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 Yeah he was with some kind of church group, if I remember right. I just remember him doing some kind of food review right before he was leaving with them for a retreat or something of that sorts.

@Spudlem @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 he’s christian?

@fedXsmoker @NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 The first order he gets without a tamper proof seal, guaranteed.

@NovineLeaks @nova_gage51239 How soon into Door Dashing do you think he would just start eating peoples orders?

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?” me in 2010:

Khaby Lame will appear in ‘007: FIRST LIGHT’.

You will meet a familiar face in Vietnam. Khaby Lame joins the cast of 007 First Light and is part of a globetrotting adventure as James Bond sets out to #EarnTheNumber. Pre-order now and get a Free Deluxe Edition Upgrade. bit.ly/007FirstLightP… @KhabyLame #007FirstLight #Learnfromkaby #Kabylame

2 days left until launch and 1 day until early access starts. Pre-order now to play 24H early with a free Deluxe Edition upgrade. bit.ly/007FirstLightP… #EarnTheNumber #007FirstLight

@nova_gage51239 @3l0nH4t3r Polyamorous relationships are inherently against your Christian faith, Nova.

@Spudlem @3l0nH4t3r Polyamorous fucking exists