Spud (& Crumpet)

My gawwd, human... sometimes I just look at you and wonder how you talk such crap. Where is my tuna already?🐟😾😼#TunaTuesday #Cats

@TheCatHeSay @FelineGourmet @lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @PhoebeAndSelene @Freddy_The_Cat Very cunning. I like it.😼

@Spudmas @FelineGourmet @lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @PhoebeAndSelene @Freddy_The_Cat Make sure the circumstantial evidence points to a Puny Human.

As I sit upon my lofty box 📦 I see the kibble in my bowl is lots But I seek fishy blessings, Despite no fishing rod 🎣 So I can only purr And pray for cod 🐟

@JoyOfCats @6327carole @PercyFuzzyboots @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @whiskobar @lynda3035 @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon Merry Christmouse Mr Tibbs, Patches and family, and a Meowy New Year too if we don’t speak before! 😽🎄 We’re look forward to seeing what you get up to in 2020, you top Tibbster! 🎥 🍿 😸😽

Crumpet is chosen pudding this year (thank cod 😹) Personally, the only pudding I want is for my humans to be puddin’ more food in my bowl. 😼 Happy holidays, pals! 😽🎄 Yours (on receipt of 🐟 ), Spud 🐾🥔 #CatsOfTwitter #CatsatChristmas #ChristmasEve #ChristmasCrumpet

@Ruthblueiiis2 @6327carole @PercyFuzzyboots @JoyOfCats @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @whiskobar @lynda3035 @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon Thanks Ruth! 😽 And to you! 🎄🎉 🐾😺

@Spudmas @6327carole @PercyFuzzyboots @JoyOfCats @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @whiskobar @lynda3035 @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon Gorgeous photo 😻 Happy holidays 🎄🎁

@starsmurf77 @6327carole @PercyFuzzyboots @JoyOfCats @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @whiskobar @lynda3035 @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon Thanks Lorna! 😽🐾 We are both Ragdolls 😺

@Spudmas @6327carole @PercyFuzzyboots @JoyOfCats @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @whiskobar @lynda3035 @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon Very handsome. What breed(s) are you and Crumpet?

@whiskobar @6327carole @PercyFuzzyboots @JoyOfCats @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @lynda3035 @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon 🙀 You get turkey!? 🦃 Any spots spare at yours for Xmas dinner Pabs? Our bowls lack such variety. It’s all kibble, tycken, kibble, tycken, cod, kibble, repeat. 😹 V. glad you recognise I’d beat Crumpet in my style and swagger. 😼😼😹😹 Meowy catmus, my furry, 🌱meister chum!

@Spudmas @6327carole @PercyFuzzyboots @JoyOfCats @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @lynda3035 @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon I’m with you on the extra food in the bowl, Spud. Looking forward to my turkey tomorrow! 🦃🍗🍗 Crumpet looks dashing but is it the sartorial standard that you would really want to achieve? Possibly not. 😼😺. Have a meowvellous Catmas, Spud and Crumpet 🎄🎅🏻😺😺🐾

@6327carole @PercyFuzzyboots @JoyOfCats @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @whiskobar @lynda3035 @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon Merry catmus, Carole! 😽🎉 🐾🥂🎄

@Spudmas @PercyFuzzyboots @JoyOfCats @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @whiskobar @lynda3035 @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon Happy Christmas pals 🎄🥂🎅

@TheCatHeSay @FelineGourmet @lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @PhoebeAndSelene @Freddy_The_Cat This expert advice has come at an excellent time. The humans never buy ham, but yesterday I spotted some in their shopping. 😼😼 Spot of sneaky ham supper tonight, methinks 😸 (I mean, my friend thinks 😼)

@Spudmas @FelineGourmet @lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @PhoebeAndSelene @Freddy_The_Cat It is much more flavoursome when Sneaky

@lynda3035 @6327carole @PercyFuzzyboots @JoyOfCats @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @whiskobar @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon Thanks Lynda! And to you! 🐾 🎉🎄

@Spudmas @6327carole @PercyFuzzyboots @JoyOfCats @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @whiskobar @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon Awww sweet lil Crumpet 😍☺️😘🐈 #MerryChristmas Spud & family 🥳🎄🧚🏻‍♀️

@TheCatHeSay @FelineGourmet @lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @PhoebeAndSelene @Freddy_The_Cat 😹😹😹 Does ham taste better when it's sneaky? (asking for a friend 😼) We have problems with portion control in this household too. The portions are much too puny, with the exception of when the bag of kibble is left unattended, within reach of claws.😼😹

@FelineGourmet @Spudmas @lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @PhoebeAndSelene @Freddy_The_Cat The Cat has tried both. The Cat still prefers Tycken and Sneaky Ham. Preferably served by The Tyckenator or The Mk-II (they do not exercise the concept of portion control to the same degree as The Pretty One or The Valet).

@MoetBlindCat Meowy Crispmouse, Moet! 🎄🐾

@crosseyedollie @LuckyDaPuppyCat @leo_thetabby @_Demonia_ @fluffybasil @Angeladilanzo @IrinaBeybutova @RealCatAttack @3coolkatz @TedMoko @CoolChloee Sending purrs and ❤️ Ollie. Stay pawsitive and get well soon 🐾

dear friends. I am not very well atm. I am still in the hospital. I get tube food and a lot of meds. they think I have hepatitus or a liver tumor. please cross your paws when possible 😿😿😿

@PercyFuzzyboots @6327carole @JoyOfCats @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @whiskobar @lynda3035 @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon Why thank you, Sir Percival Fuzzyboots😽 Luckily, only Crumpet (pictured) has had to wear it this year. (It looks better on me though 😼😺) Merry Christmas, chum! 🐾🎄

@Spudmas @6327carole @JoyOfCats @carolineCMCE @owenclark3 @whiskobar @lynda3035 @filzballjaeger @LordGraydon What a lovely sweater, Spud!

@whiskobar Hear hear, Pabs! Merry Crispmouse! 🐀 🎁 😹

This is how I intend to spend Crispmouse Eve 🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻 Butler!! Bring snacks and tuna!! 🐟🍗 #cats #catlife #catsoftwitter #TabbyTroop #ambassacats

@JoyOfCats 😹😹😹 can’t neglect those watnots!

@FelineGourmet @TheCatHeSay @lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @PhoebeAndSelene @Freddy_The_Cat I feel your pain. My humans were both non-carnivorous when they first took me in. I can only assume they inhaled my delicious tycken, cod, and meaty kibble while feeding me everyday and eventually caved. 😼😼

@TheCatHeSay @Spudmas @lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @PhoebeAndSelene @Freddy_The_Cat Following discussions like this, I really regret living with a human doesn't eat meat - she feeds me meat, but I never get any scraps 😼 (of course, it has allowed me to develop my gourmet tastes trying any of her food I can get my paws on)

@TheCatHeSay @lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @PhoebeAndSelene @FelineGourmet @Freddy_The_Cat Well now, a 7 you say? This is excellent news. I must get my humans to fetch, grill, and serve me some mudskippers at once. 😼😼

@Spudmas @lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @PhoebeAndSelene @FelineGourmet @Freddy_The_Cat Apparently, stick them in clean water for a couple of days and grill them until almost black and they are very tender and tasty. Shall we say a provisional 7? (Sustainable cod, with the batter removed is almost as good as Tycken so The Cat will agree to it being scored 10)

@TheCatHeSay @lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @PhoebeAndSelene @FelineGourmet @Freddy_The_Cat Oooo 😻 But do they taste good? On a scale of 1 to 10 (if 10 is cod) 😼

@Spudmas @lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @PhoebeAndSelene @FelineGourmet @Freddy_The_Cat Perhaps not cod, but mudskipper fish have been known to climb trees.

@JoyOfCats 😹😹😹 LG doesn’t stand a chance

@lynda3035 @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @TheCatHeSay @PhoebeAndSelene @FelineGourmet @Freddy_The_Cat I am all for this outfit if it helps me in my pursuit of cod. 🐟😼 Thanks Lynda! 😽

@Spudmas @carolineCMCE @lena_valentin_ @owenclark3 @whiskobar @TheCatHeSay @PhoebeAndSelene @FelineGourmet @Freddy_The_Cat A gift for you Spuddy!!