Hotspur Haiku 🟡

Spurs haikus are here! The game is about glory. To dare is to do. #COYS #THFC #haiku

So that's what they meant Tearing up the wage structure Prepping for the drop #COYS #THFC #haiku

@tehTrunk Yes, exactly this They said it would be a boon Now look where we are #THFC #COYS #haiku

Don’t tell me this vanity stadium was necessary when less than a decade later we’re getting relegated because these cunt owners have used it at every opportunity to excuse their negligent handling of the football team. I simply don’t care how nice you think it is, it’s killed us.

@SpursJourno This is what they get No investment in the squad Just sheer negligence #COYS #THFC #haiku

And that’s that. Relegation.

Enic deserves this So many years of neglect We are going down #THFC #COYS #haiku

So, it's happening We will be relegated Owners deserve this #THFC #COYS #haiku

The same rhetoric Tearing up the wage structure? All talk, no action #THFC #COYS #haiku

To dare is to do Ninth richest team in the world Time to act like it #THFC #COYS #haiku

Overhaul needed Frank gone, Vinai, Lange next Then, some new owners #COYS #THFC #haiku

All we want are wins ENIC only want money But - wins mean money! #COYS #THFC #haiku

@FabrizioRomano Same story each year 25 years of neglect No chance this happens #THFC #COYS #haiku

🚨⚪️ Tottenham director Johan Lange: “We will go into the summer with big ambitions, the plans are already drawn up and we have a clear picture of what positions and which profiles we need”.

All managers ask They never get what they need It's always the same #THFC #COYS #haiku

Compete on all fronts? Cash injections and war chests? Lies. All of them. Lies. #COYS #THFC #ENICOUT #haiku @SpursOfficial

Hundred million pounds Then another one fifty And now it's zero??? #COYS #THFC #haiku

The fan base is gone Promises made, no action ENIC lied to us #COYS #THFC #haiku

But, seriously! Go get Gallagher AND Jones! What are they doing????? #COYS #THFC #haiku

Decimated squad All this cash and no action ENIC, do something!! #THFC #COYS #haiku

The board lies to us Investment? Front foot football? None of these are true #COYS #THFC #haiku

Gross mismanagement! What is the board's end goal now? We're bigger than this. #COYS #THFC #haiku

Many injuries! There's nobody left to play. Nothing incoming ... #THFC #COYS #haiku 🤕

Sitting quite idly Inaction is an action Relegation soon #THFC #COYS #haiku