samuspy🏳️‍⚧️✝︎🦇

por que as pessoas tem tanto medo do casamento?

omg guys did you know when you push someone away they actually 😭😭😭😭😭stay 😭😭😭😭away😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

off topic this is like the third or fourth time that this exact punchline has been used in a short like what is their obsession with this specific bit of two random Background dudes Suddenly making out/having sex

“Go to hell” is tired and overused. “I hope your favorite character gets retconned into a worse and completely unrecognizable one for no reason other than to give the male lead a forced hetero love interest” is far more terrifying.

when i was a kid my parents thought it was fun to fill empty Gammeldansk bottles with water and have me drink from them when we were out in public

AI slop everywhere