Spyronos

@spaceshark23 About right

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@spaceshark23 You know damn we I keep DMing you to yoink me off

ervrybody wanna yoink shark but don nobody wanna get yoinked by shark

@spaceshark23 I'll be real with you, I comment "Sharky" on every WMAF couple on tiktok. I assume they are all you

Absolute banger

@UpdatingOnRome I've always assumed you were a college or postgraduate guy

@Spyronos I’m in my 30s

I was a chaperone on a field trip to the Henry Ford Museum when my son was in third grade. I was responsible for him and one other boy. I bought them both ice cream, and the other child ate his so fast that I was kind of impressed. Later we were in the office of Thomas Edison, and he just started gagging. The ice cream was coming back up, and he was standing over Edison’s chair. I picked him up and ran down the stairs all while he was gagging and coughing. People were diving out of the way. I set him down in the bushes outside, and he immediately felt better and asked me if we could get popcorn.

@spaceshark23 Beavers?

I can't name a single Canadian company.

@StrangerLucias What could the possibly even be in reference to?

Yo sé que pasaron un montón de horas pero no supero que lo primero que vi hoy cuando me desperté fue una foto de una diputada cogiendo subida por ELLA MISMA

@BauerOutage Yeah yeah, no one wants some no name middle ag.....TREVOR BAUER?!?!

Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A. If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.

@GavinNewsom Old times there are not forgotten

Confederate states are rushing through rigged maps to erase Black districts off the map. If this doesn’t make you angry, it should.

@ScottPresler Tired of milquetoast Cornyn, I'm voting Paxton in SA

If you live in Texas, please connect with me. I’ll be making an important announcement tomorrow & kindly ask for your help.

@spaceshark23 I'm surprised there's pictures of her not pregnant

Flashback to the time I posted a pic of my wife

@spaceshark23 The ancient texts

I’ve found another gem from the far east

@R0R0133769 @toben_cam

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

no rings since the Clinton administration Franchise Goat loves a Spurs player more than Sengun have more first round exits than playoff series wins this century had 4 straight top 4 picks and drafted lemons 31 years and counting of failure for the Houston Chokets

@Grxit I thought this was about the news channel first

Kind of funny a certain Fox woman is releasing a new plush with Youtooz. I was told by many that they would never work with her again. What happened?

In an appointment waiting for a gynecologist that goes by "Dr. Dick". I was told to strip completely. Wait... not just the waist down? Everything. He is going to do a boob check too.

Feeling frosty today

@TheDunkCentral @RunItBackFDTV This isn't new by the way, he's said this since beating him for a ring in 07

Bruce Bowen says LeBron James is not a top-five player of all time and has Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, Bill Russell, and Magic Johnson ranked above him. “He left Cleveland and got a championship... MJ didn't leave.” (Via @RunItBackFDTV )

@spaceshark23 We up in this bitch

Shark Legion rollin up with the VIP passes

@spaceshark23 I forgot how much Aura the Gameboy cartridges had

Archaeotech discovered in the vault (closet)