How did we get here...

@angeldustza @Krip_0623 So you know they are better

@Krip_0623 Because of batteries? 💀

I would rather drive a polo vivo, put rims, lower it than driving a Chinese cars 😭

@Siviwe_Matroos @noeleensaid @Craig_Jabu New khuchi onboard

@noeleensaid @Craig_Jabu They said to me recently, "My mistake was making you think you can always have access to me". Mind you this is for expecting a morning/lunch check in text & a goodnight call, as per norm.

They all start like this 😭 after a few months utlwa "I can't even go out with friends without you wanting to text all the time"

@SilentPips_ @hlovo_ You look high Af on your profile

@hlovo_ One of the reasons why I’ve cut down heavily, I mean I’m near even stopping cause some guy randomly walked up to me and asked for weed!! Mind you I was by Kranskop Engen by the till paying for drinks! That’s when I knew🙆🏽‍♂️🤣

We talk about phuza face but what about weed face??😭

@pmcafrica @XPoll_SA We can never advance if we keep applauding mediocrity ..no creativity here ..its just DIY nje

It's the G wagwan .. G69 AGM aka the strange rover

I hope the dude who invented iLovePDF is living well, that king

@xolilebobe @SizweDhlomo @pmcafrica They actually taste way different

@SizweDhlomo @pmcafrica True, that's why people have a problem with drinking castle lager but sip on castle double malt because the bottle is green.

Yes, beer bottle class is actually a thing.

@Miz_Ruraltarain AI👀

🚨 Tragic Highway Explosion Claims 18 Lives. 18 people have lost their lives after a South African-registered taxi exploded on the Bulawayo-Beitbridge highway yesterday. Authorities suspect the blast was triggered by gas bottles or explosives being carried on board. The impact was so severe that a body was found 100 metres from the wreckage.

@ReleGlo Faka AF😭😂😂

The way I would appreciate those snacks, some gents are going through a lot.

@WellCallMeMell Why not? Its tool it should be used

@Cerebos_SA Why are you using AI to make your posts? Is artificial intelligence going to purchase your salt?

Different roles. Same standard.😎🧂 #Cerebos #SeeHowItRuns #SouthAfricanFavourite #Matswai

@DineoJmoloi How did you get your gift back? You are kind

I remember 2023 ngifuna ukusiza my then Bf with spiritual things his life was a mess and I sidnt want to watch him drown lathi iDlozi:don’t do it he doesn’t have good intentions I didn’t listen I went on and helped him bathi you’re a healer because of us this is not your gift

@BraThabzaa And you know this how?

Do you guys know that slaughtering a goat, wearing isiphandla and making amabele alcohol has nothing to do with ancestors its just a symbolic act and has zero meaning and effects. The right way to communicate with your ancestors is using water and an old tree, you just speak to the universe, because your ancestors are not of blood covenant. Umsamo is not for ancestors, umsamo wezilwanyana zasekhaya phecelezi lento ethathwayo. We've been lied to.😂😂

In March 2021, I gave some guy a lift from Durban to Johannesburg. Throughout the trip, he was complaining about how his pub and shisanyama business was not doing well blah blah blah. I didn't know what to say to him, so I lied that I was a very powerful prophet from KwaNdebele - Prophet Majikizinto, a Nguni name, meaning to turn things around. I told him I had powers to make his business flourish again. Hawu!!, he didn't even doubt me. He believed me on the spot. That time, I was just joking to make the journey shorter. He asked for my number, and I gave him the Telkom one that I only used for underground missions. He called a week later to tell me he needed my services. I had already told my cousin about the guy, and he encouraged me to knock him. Okay, cool, my cousin and I drove to the guy's place in Mbombela. On our way we bought water, salt and candles. My cousin brought a drum made of animal skins, the kinda drum they use at sangoma gigs. We got to the guy's place around 23h00. I took the guy to a nearby stream and told him to undress. I lit the candles and mixed water with salt. My cousin was busy giving us some nice beats with his drum while singing nonexistent songs in nonexistent languages - " Yoh madlabantu yoh zama zama chipele chipele chipele weeeh mama yoh" I sprinkled the guy with water while praying in tongues. When we finished with the stream session, we headed to his pub and shisanyama establishment. My cousin whispered to me that we must act like I'm performing a ritual on him while pointing him with a knife, that was a mistake, everything happened so quick I mistakenly chopped his ear and I had to lie that is part of the ritual and we must bury it at the gate. Eh... I thought he was going to be angry, and he said whatever it takes for his business to work. We buried it at the gate. The guy paid us R30k plus a goat for our services. As soon as we left, I threw away the Telkom sim card. Did we not get drunk that weekend!!! We were spenders that weekend shem 😂. So today I was walking at Mall of Africa in Johannesburg and a voice behind me went 'Prophet Majikizinto'. I froze on the spot. I wanted to run, but my legs suffered a mysterious mobility like load shedding. I turned around, and Half-mandlebe was right there. Before I could utter a word, he was like, "Man of God, I just wanna thank you for what you did. My businesses are booming. I opened another shisanyama and bought two taxis. I've been trying to get hold of you since last year, but your number is no longer working. Thank you thank thank you. I'm ready to lose another ear." I still have so many unanswered questions. 😭

@akreana_ Kea o e bone?😭😂

Used to hear a story of this. One night a cat visited a house in Botshabelo, and the family poured hot water on it. The following day, the granny next door knocked to ask why they burned her with hot water😭😭😭

@Llokishh_don @Chymamusique Because its free

@Chymamusique Yeah its looking good ,mara why artists pay Ai to create artworks when so many unemployed humans can do graphics

Al mfo ? 😹

@Hang_HF @SirMthu O ntate wa setlatla!

You grew up earning SASSA grant, you then went to varsity freely with NSFAS, Now that you’re working, you say ANC is a bad political party.

@SizweDhlomo Try supplying just supply with containers/water bottles

@DaveDuBuisson @BafanaSurprise O tsherane

@BafanaSurprise The trucks in this clip are obeying the law, the idiots in the cars in the oncoming lane are definitely not!

I will never forgive the ANC for destroying our railways, the amount of accidents that happen on the roads are mostly caused by trucks. We need railways! x.com/Lebona_cabonen…

@Ntobeko_Njomane If this is how you think …your parents have failed

You have failed as a parent if your kids are subjected to black tax

@VideosVuvu Bloemfontein

South African City please 😭😭 #videosvuvu

@KoenaMokoenaaa Koena why dont you call yourself Crocodile???

Calling my car imoto is wild 😭