Eng Squared

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣painful kuita kunge beer risina ma munchies @Voltz_JT

@FabrizioRomano "I accidentally hit a table, causing a small cut on my forehead"

🚨 WWE Cheif Content Officer HHH is monitoring Real Madrid with great interest

Mum left daughter with her Dad & WWE 🤣😭

Valverde when Tchouaméni visits him in the hospital to apologise:

Not to sound delusional, but please pray for grace. Life isn't really about hard work. It's more about meeting the right people, grace, mercy, and favour.

Sometimes the money you give your woman is tuition fees for the lesson she is going to teach you 😂

Me: Why did you invite me to this match when you're on the bench? Him: i wanted you to know that I'm not a player

So basically idea ye Twitter ndeyekungotanga kutaura wega hako kusvika pazoita vamwe vadairira nyaya dzako?

Business rema kombi rooda une pfuti. Driver we kombi apinda mupothole zvakunzi na conductor,"akatenga ndiro rombe. Shuwa ungaise mari paroad"🙌😂😭

World Cup starts 10 days after UCL final. Unemployed nggas we up.

my mainini asked for my phone coz she wanted to call someone & she didn’t have airtime, olofesaden ndakunzwa “ko uyu ndiani uyu wawanga uinaye apa?” Ko makutsvageiko kuGallery😭😭

I can't imagine what Kvicha kvaratskhelia and Arnold Schwarzenegger went through while learning to write their names in kindergarten 😭

Kabhidha Song after podcast Rangarira pakarira paita party Havatwekere mbinga kuvatambisita Nyasha

Top 5 most entertaining Live Bands in Zim. 1. Vigilance Band. 2. Baba Shero's Band. 3. Mashavi Band. 4. Saintfloew's Band. 5. Number 5 hatina.

Tine ma t-shirts atichakupai

Mazai anotorwa randomly asazoite stress kuti ndini next🫴🏽

Me : Cutting my finished toothpaste into 2 halves Rich Cousin : Wow are you doing a school project ?? Me …

I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

Lecturer: “I added 40 marks to everyone’s score.” Me with the final score of 45:

“Une change ye bhanan’ana here?” I change ye $100 ikutsvagwa iyoyo🙌🏾