Squeezy

Just rolled over for a cuddle. Forgot I'm single. Fell off the bed.

@SawyerMerritt Only one legacy EV dealer and that’s TSLA

Why are so many legacy car companies unveiling such ugly EV designs in recent months.....

@CaseysCougar @SpencerHakimian Not always serious

@SqueezyMoto @SpencerHakimian Are you a parody account?

If you’re still one of those MAGA cucks, I have a genuine question. Has Trump actually done something for you these past 10 years. Like has he personally made your life better?

Imagine blaming one president for every price tag while ignoring global inflation, supply chains, carbon taxes, and years of reckless spending. 😂 You don’t need my address, champ. Send the bill to the politicians who printed trillions, shut economies down, and told everyone inflation was “transitory.” Meanwhile, under Trump people remember cheaper gas, lower groceries, stronger paychecks, and a booming economy before COVID hit. That’s why he still lives rent free in your head.

@binx7h Toyota

Name your dream car

@kit_sats It’s great value now

if bitcoin dropped 50%… would you actually buy or just say you would?

Funny how the people screaming ‘AI makes people stupid’ are usually posting that opinion from a smartphone using autocorrect, algorithms, GPS, and social media recommendations they don’t even understand. AI is a tool. Smart people use it to learn faster. Dumb people were already dumb before AI existed.

AI is creating generations of stupid people believing they are smart.

Ferrari really built an electric car that looks like it delivers Amazon packages during the day and lectures you about carbon taxes at night. That thing looks gayer than a 3 dollar bill and somehow less exciting than a microwave manual.🔋🚗💀

@marsrocc @SpencerHakimian Who wants paid?

@SqueezyMoto @SpencerHakimian This is terrible bait and you dont get paid for replies anymore

Also known as exercise

1995: Dad worked one job. Mom stayed home. Family vacations. Bought a house. 2 vehicles in the driveway. Kids played outside until dark. 2026: Two full-time incomes. $2,500 rent. $9 butter. Living paycheque to paycheque. And somehow we’re told this is “progress.”

Accurate

Trump wasn’t president for all of 2016–2026 genius. People are clearly comparing life before COVID and before the inflation explosion hit North America. Gas was cheaper. Inflation was lower. Groceries were cheaper. Interest rates were lower. The border was more secure. And people could actually afford life without needing 3 jobs. You can hate Trump all you want, but pretending l people weren’t financially better off before the last few years is pure denial.”

@SqueezyMoto @BunchaSheeple @SpencerHakimian Here’s more than just one Lower inflation, cheaper gas, stronger energy production, lower taxes for many working people, a stronger economy before COVID, and a country that projected confidence instead of confusion. All compete bullshit lmao

@DegenApeDev Sup brother 😎 Hope the day’s treating you well man.

@SqueezyMoto Sup man?

I might be Canadian, I'm not Gay I can't suck dicks Sorry fam.. 🤪

@ML3democrats Gay marriage

When America had a soul. Do you miss those days? Drop 💙 if you miss Obama

Your parents made $80K in the 90s and owned a home, raised kids, took vacations, had a cottage trailer, and still retired comfortably. In 2026, people making $200K+ are debating whether they can afford groceries and a mortgage at the same time. That’s not ‘progress.’ That’s economic failure.

@SpencerHakimian Spencer spent all night writing that joke like he was preparing a Netflix special and somehow still ended up with a 2007 Facebook comment section punchline 💀😂

JUST IN: Donald Trump asks the medical staff at Walter Reed for euthanasia after mistaking it for “youth in Asia”.

@shanearmagh22 @Sisyphusblues @Vegetable_pack @SpencerHakimian Another classic example of the left raging over a spelling error because they had no actual argument left 😂 Yes Karen, I meant dual citizenship, not an old western showdown at sunrise with pistols and swords. Appreciate the spellcheck though lol

@Sisyphusblues @SqueezyMoto @Vegetable_pack @SpencerHakimian Maybe they dueled for their citizenship? Do you think it was pistols or swords?

Accurate

@Munchkinsnana @SpencerHakimian 😳

@SqueezyMoto @SpencerHakimian What is life like there in Opposite Land?