Xander Slex

Been dating Johanna for 2 and a half years and seeing her smile is still the best part about my life

Knocking off No. 1 is in our DNA 😤 #TheKnighthood

American politics is watching people do the cha cha slide while votes are being counted

RUTGERS UPSETS NO. 1 PURDUE ON A HALF COURT BUZZER-BEATER 😱😱😱 twitter.com/BleacherReport…

@NJDevils @jhugh86 pay up

@ThomasVassallo I wouldn't fight that kid

@Mets Met Doc a few years ago

Show us your favorite #Mets baseball card. 👇

Few are as fast as Jacob Young. 🏃 And few can jump as high as Cliff Omoruyi. 😱 @RutgersMBB is on a 10-0 run.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! We claim a #ACCB1GChallenge VICTORY over Syracuse! 🛡⚔️ #GardenStatement

Why is October some people’s whole personality?

Damn I'm really just an adult now

I don't understand how both presendential candidates are in their 70s, my grandparents are in their 70s and just crush Words with Friends all day

4 #USMarine Osprey just landed at Hanscom Field in #Bedford during a #NewEngland snow squall carrying personnel to work at Boston Convention Center field hospital #coronavirus #WBZ #SkyEye 🚁

@Holy_Schlitz Damn you hit me back with the Uno reverse card

@Squid0697 that what you judge you become

why do I watch every kpop response?? i literally fucking hate them??

I mean no one wants to admit they ate an entire Domino's pizza and order of cinnamon twists

@cirincione_ I'm naming mine Covid

there’s about to be hella coronavirus babies born in like 9 months isn’t there

Rutgers will make the final 4 #LockOfTheCentury 🔒

I just donated to Wikipedia, I have been cleansed of my sins

Whatever happens for the rest of my life I can proudly say I never owned a pair of Reebok Zigtechs