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@winigoat7 No. The Mavs aren't winning shit for 20 years minimum dude. There is no recovering from what happened last year.

do y’all think Kyrie n Coop will develop this type of chemistry?

@TheDunkCentral By "playing" he means sitting on the bench inside the arena collecting $500,000 per night.

Anthony Davis says his goals before retiring are to play 20 years, win MVP, win DPOY, and another championship “I haven’t got MVP. I haven’t got Defensive Player of the Year. I want the parade for a championship, so I want to be able to do that again… it’s still things I want to try to get. I want to get 20,000 points. I want to play 20 years.” (Via hoopshype.com/story/sports/n…)

@SethDillon Moral high ground mental gymnastics while the left is actively trying to kill our people is insane at this point buddy.

Kimmel hopes Trump will die soon, and he’s projecting that dark desire onto Melania. It’s not funny, but it’s not actually incitement to violence, either. Let's not pretend his bad joke was a crime so we can justify censoring him. That's how the left operates.

@HornetsNationCP Insane cope

Cooper Flagg got the trophy, but Hornets fans know the truth. 🤫 Kon broke the rookie 3PT record, shot 43% from deep, and outproduced the hype every night. The "sidekick" narrative from Duke stayed, but the eye test didn’t lie. 🎯🐝 The real ROTY in Charlotte.

I really don't want to see Luis Castillo throw another pitch again. I'm sick of this sorry ass two seamer every single pitch. #ass #Mariners

@KendrickPerkins We already know you're stupid dawg. No need to announce it repeatedly.

Both are worthy of it… but my Vote went to Kon Knueppel!!! Hopefully it won’t affect Cooper and I sit down interview in the future 🤣

@systemdesignone Powershell

SOFTWARE ENGINEERS ONLY Which is the most difficult programming language to learn? I'll go first: Rust

@JenSiebelNewsom Em dash detected + braindead + you won't be allowed to speak again when the culture war ends

My family and I watched the 60 Minutes interview with Donald Trump and Norah O’Donnell last night, and we were shocked. Seeing a president speak to a woman journalist with that level of contempt — and a clear allergy to facts — is disturbing, though at this point not unexpected given his pattern of behavior. But that is the problem. Because when that level of disrespect from the highest office in the country repeats itself, it starts to trickle down into our culture and define what power looks like, shaping how boys and plenty of men see women and girls and what they come to accept as normal behavior.

@Breaking911 This sick fuck needs a shin kick to chin so bad

Jimmy Kimmel: "Our First Lady is here. Mrs. Trump… you have a glow like an expectant widow."

@BarackObama You did this

Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy. It’s also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I’m grateful to them – and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay.

@ShamsCharania Jaden McDaniels is really dumb af. Nuggets in 7.

Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards has sustained a bone bruise and hyperextension in his left knee and is expected to miss multiple weeks, sources tell ESPN. Results showed Edwards avoided any ligament damage, but he will now miss time.

@travisakers What's it like being just a massive pussy?

Parents, let me be extremely clear… If your child uses “retarded” or “faggot” in my classroom, they are out. And it’s a reflection on you as well. I didn’t mince my words. And if they learned it from you… shame. To the majority of parents who are raising your children to respect others, you’re doing it right, we see that, and appreciate you.

@kareem_carr Riveting analysis

If you press blue, the worst case is you die. If you press red, the worst case is you took part in an action that killed just under half of humanity. Clicking blue minimizes the worst-case moral injury. It says you’d rather die than risk contributing to the death of another.

@rumiiihere Dogs

delete one animal from earth

You can literally see the spot where this baseball hit 😭

@Star_Knight12 Java

what's dying in tech that no-one wants to admit

@BaseballWRLD_ 422ft? This ball went no less than 500.

ONEIL CRUZ BOUNCED A HOME RUN OFF THE TOP OF THE FOUL POLE OH MY LORD

@MLB Haha you guys are so funny and quirky. Stop fucking us and call the dude out like he was supposed to be.

He literally ... wore that one 🤯

@Mariners As win 6-2 Y'all are dogshit

Matinee matchup in the finale.