SquidChops

Season 27 of SquidChops is here. 33 locked in for our multi-skill battle royale with a $900+ prize pool. May the force be with you, chads.

It’s time for you to learn your fate in Round 3 after Round 2 saw you battle it out at the poker tables in 5-card Omaha! The number of surviving Chads is a decreasing function of the round variable: 34 → 13 → 8 → ? Who will walk away with the big payday? Good luck, bozos.

@peterhawk71 Weak ass chad !

@Squid_Chops Younfkng Killed me! Dammm! wTH?

Round 1: Social Skillz of SquidChops Season 27 was an absolute massacre. You are weak. I expected nothing, and somehow I’m still disappointed. Now it’s time for Round 2: Poker After Dark.

SEASON LINEUP !

Season 27 of SquidChops is here. 33 locked in for our multi-skill battle royale with a $900+ prize pool. May the force be with you, chads.

❤️ ♠️ ChadOps PokerOps ♠️ ❤️ This is just INSANE and ONLY for the holders 💪 Elite Prizepool guaranteed to get you through difficult rounds 💯 IYKYK Saturday, May 2nd - 9pm UTC / 5pm EDT Not too late to sweep a pass and get in on the action! Join Discord for info @Squid_Chops @ChadOpsCoinKek Follow both - Follow me

When I created ChadOps, I made one promise: never rely on anyone. An autonomous ant colony, building its own city while we wait for mint day—laying the foundations for our community hedge fund and a fully gamified ecosystem. We didn’t just talk. We built. @Squid_Chops in-house masterpiece—with a deep, battle-tested architecture and a full stable system. Our lootbox engine—capable of instantly minting any NFT, embedding perks for SquidChops, bulk sending tokens and NFTs, tracking activity, and rewarding both the most active and the unluckiest. A sports betting system with a level of smoothness you rarely see. Our own candy machines. Our staking solutions. Everything, built in-house. Everything connected. And now, we level up again. I’m proud to announce we’re officially starting the development of our own poker platform. Not just another poker site. A true Web3 poker experience. A platform where every community can create its own tables—with custom rules, custom rake structures, fully personalized designs, and tailor-made incentives. A system built to reflect the identity and power of each community. This is bigger than a feature. This is infrastructure. ChadOps isn’t just building tools—we’re building an ecosystem where everything feeds everything. The formula is different. The formula is strong. And the craziest part? We haven’t even minted yet.

@Davcio_53 And I wish you good luck. Hopefully you didn’t use AI—none of that is beating me.

@Squid_Chops If I had 3,291 children, I would be the grandfather of 3,610,227 ants, of which 481 would be soldier ants, and I would name the regiment CBKWH

Only 4 Chads survived the brutal Numerical Brainteaser round out of the 21 still alive. I’m giving away 2 tickets for a free entry into the next SquidChops season to two of you who provide the correct answer. You’ve got 96 hours chads. Good luck 🤑

Social Skillz Round 2 caused heavy damage, with 13 Chads falling in battle. Only 21 Chads remain, still fighting for the $1,020 prize pool. Round 3: Numerical Brainteaser has just ended—and it was another bloodbath!

❤️ ♠️ ChadOps PokerOps ♠️ ❤️ ChopHouse Series Championship - April Edition Saturday, April 25th, 9pm UTC Huge congratulations to our field of 11 contenders! @0xDillo @Nrosales083 @JosiahFam @johnwestcott17 @Rei_smiles_ @ChieftaiN0001 @jimmytheg518 @gazopunk @Jonatha47987293 @linkfran796 Some are holders, some aren't, but they all have an opportunity to fight for their bags 💪 Prize list and bonuses are extensive and gamified unlike anywhere you've seen 👀 Join Discord for Club GG and detailed tournament info Link in bios - Follow both - Follow me @ChadOpsCoinKek @Squid_Chops

5 clowns moving from wallet to wallet via BozoAirline—and if, at the moment of the snapshot, you’re unlucky enough to have one in your wallet, you’re eliminated. Result: 5 Chads down in Round 1, saying goodbye to the $1,000+ prize pool. 32 Chads remain to face Round 2: Social Skillz

Season 26 of SquidChops kicks off this Sunday. Over $1,020 in play this season! This is a special season — for the first time ever, SquidChops passes are fully integrated. These passes are both your entry ticket to the SquidChops masterpiece and your medals, recording your achievements on the battlefield. Each season is a chance to earn them XP, evolve them to higher tiers, and unlock even more rewards. magiceden.io/marketplace/sq…

Quick question: do you like money? Even more when it’s free, right?🧐 The stable system for SquidChops is now live, and we’ve got plenty of chads ready to give you access—no need to hold a pass to participate. The next SquidChops season is about to start, and it would be a shame not to take a shot at earning over $1,000 if you’ve got the skills. Join the Discord and get recruited by one of the stables—if you can prove you’re worth it.

Look at this… tell me where you’ve seen a better lootbox than the Chadops lootbox? And I’m not even talking about the coins, the perks, the VIP rewards program, or the gamification layer where our chads are currently sharing $1000 this month on top of everything. @ChadOpsCoinKek and @Squid_Chops are already on another level 🔥 Now wait for the mint !

@nemesi_s13 So they should fill my top offer !!!!

@Squid_Chops Nah, they are just broke ass chads

GM Squiders! This is looking like a strong collection to me. No one’s filling my top offer 😭… they probably know something.

@Squid_Chops Smooth af mint with our very own @ChadOpsCoinKek candy machine. Sold out without ever needing to go public! The Chads are STRONG for sure 💪 @Squid_Chops real journey is only just beginning. Didn’t get myself a GOLD (yet), but did snag this silver Chad in my mints 🙌

In silence, we sold out. In silence, they minted smoothly through our own candy machine. And still in silence, we listed the collection on Magic Eden and Tensor. Today, the noise begins. They’ll finally discover which tier they minted — Bronze, Silver, or Gold — as the reveal happens now ! Good luck to everyone.

SquidChops Collection: sold out in one Discord message. Mint this week ? $SQUID : one of the most fair raises you’ll ever see. 100% community. 86% filled in 3 days. ChadOps hasn’t even started fueling the token yet. You’d better stay tuned for the token launch 🚀 Ask yourself one question: why do some already know… while you still don’t? Next stop: @ChadOpsCoinKek main collection mint in a few months. Consequences: unknown.