Lachie

I'm gonna make this a thread of all the stupid weird shit I'll be doing on my collection log journey. Should have started this ages ago but better late than never :) (PLEASE MUTE THIS CUS ITS GONNA BE STUPID)

Pet 14/68 Butch 1137 kc

I'm gonna make this a thread of all the stupid weird shit I'll be doing on my collection log journey. Should have started this ages ago but better late than never :) (PLEASE MUTE THIS CUS ITS GONNA BE STUPID)

Virtus Mask - Full Virtus: completed Duke: 808kc Vardorvis: 1028kc Leviathan: 1kc (quest) Whisperer: 1kc (quest)

@yodas_yoga Best to ever do it Yoda, well deserved spoon for the goat

Ulthor vestige ✅ Spooned all four DT2 rings like crazy. Butch, Virtus robe bottom and 0/4 Soul Reaper Axe pieces for free on top (the ladder is extremely deserved, lol). Ulthor 588kc Magus 472kc Venator 257kc Bellator 256kc

13/68 Beef - 1478kc - easy clue cow arc: completed.

Magus Vestige 808kc - First DT2 boss I've ever killed. I enjoyed this boss. Sad no pet but I went ultra turbo omega spoon on this place. 29kc Virtus Bottom 97kc Eye 282kc Virtus Top 434kc 2nd Eye

Sailing Big Fishies 5/6: Taking a break, Marlin is just really not the vibe I want right now. This took a lot longer than I thought. Probably sliced up like 1500 yellowfin to use as fine fish baits. Funny thing with the halibut + yellowfin, I must have procced the 2x catcher lmao

oh and pet was 11kc too, pet before purple okaaaay lets go

Tombs of Amascut 14/27: Calling it here for TOA, I dont enjoy it at all, completely makes me want to unalive. No dupes though. Hitting a pog at that. 320 Invo was what I ran. I'm bad at the game okay. Flame off. 39kc fang 57kc ring 62kc Masori Body 86kc Ward 100kc Masori Chaps

(irl) weak gutted dog cunt of a landlord hasnt got our AC fixed yet (first told them it was fucked september 2025) so home is just fucked beyond belief. Reached my breaking point. Back at the parents for a weekend of crisp air con and bedrotting.

12/67 - Tumeken's Guardian (pet before a purple and double clog chest oklg)

Sailing Various Stuff - Not doing more sailing combat till they make it less dogshit in both mechanics and higher tier cannonballs easier to get. Oh and the paints, they can suck my nuts. KC's: 320 rays, 194 albatross, 93 narwhal, 77 orca, 620 great white shark.

[ironman] max cape: reclaimed

Fartmas 2025 Compliation youtu.be/8Vbd4h5yRuk?si… via @YouTube

Sea Treasures 17/17 - I think I might have the world record for most barracuda salvages on an account. Fucking. So unbelievably aids. Lvl 96-98.2 Sailing all from these shit tier boats. Eww. (maybe 1k Barra and Fishy on mobile too so not on RL tracker)

@yodas_yoga Took me 10k for the block and im at 19.6k atm for the knife. Still need the coin as well so wonder what stupid rate itll be for that

@Squiddle__ For the mounds block I went over 15k salvages which was my worst but overall it was just basically all between 3-7k so not the best time lmao

Sea Treasures 17/17 ✅ This one took a long while with a couple of pretty nasty dry streaks on the lower xp/h salvages but op crystal extrator carried hard here

Fartmas 2025 - Full Centurion and Kick On (15th Dec) youtu.be/nSqMIq5WX8k?si… via @YouTube

Voidwaker 3/3 268 Venenatis 111 Vetion 1522 Callisto (probably 1000 in #bearcord ) masses

Fartmas Power Hour and the Consequences youtu.be/Wqpuvc__XEA?si… via @YouTube