Squidward

@BBNewsStation Are you just staring at me for no reason then?!

@SquidwardStinks No

Why are you staring at me?! Do you want my autograph or something?

@Crow101yt STOP REMINDING ME MY LIFE IS TORTURE!

@RapperGoku Not that type of stink! My skills being a cashier!

@SquidwardStinks Judging by your @, you're one to talk about stenches

@RapperGoku I don’t care what you want! Get away from my house, your stench makes the property value go down…

@SquidwardStinks Maybe I do want your autograph!

@NewsDoppler No you may not! Now leave me alone! And get away from my front door!

I can’t believe it… He’s really gone…

@CosmicDarg That part is just a coincidence.

Says the guy who lives in a house modeled after his face

@krustykooch_ The other Squidward deserved this.

DON'T SLEEP ON THE JOB!!!

@K_Randomgrandpa @BBNewsStation He did do it! You were right!

BREAKING NEWS: Squidward has been caught Sleeping during his Shift at the Krusty Krab!

@BBNewsStation Aha! Look what we have here… It was you who opened the door!

@SquidwardStinks I am not lying! Why would I ever open the bathroom door with somebody in there?!

@CosmicDarg Hey! My clarinet playing is beautiful, maybe you just have no talent and are jealous of me!

Squidward is such an ass to that one sponge guy btw like can I just say that Like every day I'll walk by their street and him and his friend are just having fun and then this mf playing the clarinet ruins it

@BBNewsStation Lets just see if you’re lying then!

@SquidwardStinks You don’t have access to the cameras! … as far as I know

@BBNewsStation Admit you opened it before I check the camera footage!

@SquidwardStinks It’s true!

@PrinceofPop8 Hey! You aren’t Mr. Krabs! You have zero right to rehire me!

@BBNewsStation You are a very bad liar, Perch…

@SquidwardStinks You left the door open🤷‍♂️

@SquidwardTentl I can’t believe it either, Squidward! Now I have to suffer 24 hours a day!

@PrinceofPop8 Woohoo!

@senyiiii1 Use the delete tweet button.

@SquidwardStinks Because I don't know how to use this software, I'm a stinking idiot

I customized my own squidbob album