Antifa Barbie, PhD®

This is Barbie Antifa, PhD’s husband. I have the awful duty to announce that she died December 18, 2023 after a long battle with breast cancer. If you were her friend and would like details, dm her and I will respond.

@JaneotN @theliamnissan Maybe it’s as innocent as my friend’s retired parents swearing the 1/4 remaining case of flavored water in cans … called “Truly” … was “NOT SPIKED” but her garden has never looked better and you know, Daddy has been so agreeable lately.

Called my parents. My dad was out of breath. “We’re just in the middle of our exercises, dear. Can we call you back?” “Exercises” isn’t a euphemism here, right? Right? 😳

Supreme Court Rejects Conviction Appeal From Derek Chauvin In George Floyd's Murder huffpost.com/entry/suppreme…

@RebeccaO1340 I just tried to explain *gestures wildly * this to my husband in 5 minutes and then he excused himself and I think I heard the good tequila.

We're getting Rick Rolled! Nooooo!!! It's a Rick Rant! We don't care about Biff, we want a Romana Rant.

The Romanaland Hour of Grift is getting started. Soft Core Tennysonnis back for another round! Our sponsor is under construction, be sure to check out the new items in the store! queenromanadidulo.org

Yes. How dare she *checks notes* fight for equality and for people to stop feeling entitled to players' bodies, bc women should just be grateful they're even allowed to play the game.

@boydvenable @Marla_Singer01 @OccupyMyGov @MacFarlaneNews Tarrio was (somewhat publicly) invited to the WH to what? To make tactical plans with the “elite” of mini-militia minds - The US Secret Service. Logistics getting Jones et al to the Capitol in front of the marching crowd in their SS golf carts took planning, and then wipe phones.

Proud Boys seditious conspiracy defendant Enrique Tarrio is now being held in federal prison in Manchester, Kentucky Through December 2040 justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/two…

Literally the question you ask to see if someone has mental capabilities is “who’s the president right now”? He doesn’t know. Trump is fighting his demons not real people. Family is sick to let this go on. They can’t even get that right.

@PopCrave Romeo + Juliet

In honor of Leonardo DiCaprio’s 49th birthday, tell us your favorite performance from the actor! 🍿

It is NOT okay to threaten to kill a public official or their family members. PERIOD. lawandcrime.com/crime/im-going… "‘I’m going to shoot her in the head’: Self-proclaimed ‘sniper’ charged with threatening to kill Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene"

@NotBadgers I remember the day I too witnessed the child declare the love of Lou’s. I went in too hard with some Italian beef and had to back peddle a little but we got there.

In hindsight, I should have left off the word "pizza." Any Chicagoan would know what I meant by "deep dish," and it's too much of a clue for others.

My son discovered that he likes deep dish pizza. I was so proud, I ran from the frontroom to the grach cheering. Next time I'm over by dere at da Jewels, I'll have to pick up a couple tree. Next comes the ultimate question: Uno's, or Lou Malnatti's?

@BrianEntin I mean she was cold from the wet ground and why do you call that “your bed”?

My lab just played in the bushes — walked inside like she owns the place with dirty paws — and jumped in my bed. Anyone else deal with this?

@FellowSuccubus @OhNoSheTwitnt Against my better judgement I answered a spam call this week from a guy that was going to be in my area “doing roofs”. So I whined “I don’t have a roof!?” and fake wailed. He apologized and hung up.

@StL_KeL @OhNoSheTwitnt I literally just lol’d. Thank you!

I'm back and I'm bringing good news with me. The largest borax eater group on Facebook (40k+ members) "Borax For Arthritis And Health" has finally been nuked by Facebook.

@RebeccaO1340 @BarbaraBrocken

@RebeccaO1340 @BarbaraBrocken I bet you could rock a cape though. Ngl

The Romanaland Hour of Grift is going to start as soon as they're in from the warmth of Melinda's and can pretend that they've been freezing with the peasants all day. Or at least, that's how I'm explaining the doors slamming in the background.

BREAKING from NYT: F.B.I. agents seized NYC Mayor Eric Adams’s electronic devices early this week in what is a dramatic escalation of a federal corruption investigation into whether his 2021 campaign conspired w/ the Turkish government & others to funnel money into its coffers

After 118 days, SAG-AFTRA confirms that the longest actors strike in history is officially over.

@winkie_doo My Mum has been his hype girl for 50 years. They’re both kinda extraordinary. Thank you for letting me brag on them.

This is how you do it. With class, knowledge and a backbone. You deserve this @dr_yusefsalaam