Stache Autonomy
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Stache Autonomy
@StacheAutonomy
Just a guy with a mustache that isn't connected to his beard.
Katılım Temmuz 2021
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@First_Violence I've not met him in person yet, but I do believe it will happen, and I will definitely get mine signed. He'll probably talk shit about how I didn't have a Glonk.
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Still one of my all-time favorite purchases
Braxton McCoy@braxton_mccoy
We have about 60 left from the last run of these. You too could correct yourself and grab a copy today.
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@jollier_raptor Yeah, I agree. They are just so much fun at that age.
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I've always maintained that the golden age is 18-36 months. I've never understood "Terrible Two's." Probably a Jewish psyop.
TJ Bongiorno@TJ_Bongiorno
My son is 2.5 yrs old almost to the day and if I’m being honest I would freeze time forever right now if I could This age has to be the peak experience for a parent Everything is exciting Everything is funny Unlimited energy & curiosity
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"Wow, you want an HOA. You must be a bootlicker."
"No, I'm just not a pussy who's too scared to get involved."
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There are positives and negatives to HOAs. I hate where I currently live, and I kind of like the idea of living in a closed neighborhood where my kids have friends and a pool and playground and the Mexicans can't blast their shitty music for all to hear at all hours.
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HOA discourse is very much like political discourse on here. People who can't be bothered to participate in their own governance and cry about the mean HOA lady gleefully call to burn it all down while being completely certain they'll come out on top in a WROL scenario.
DocumentingLibs@HistorianUSA1
HOA meeting just dropped the single greatest rule in human history 😂 “Children are permitted… but it’s the intensity of the splashing. When splashing becomes continuous, it stops being play. It becomes activity. And activity at that level… is shared.” Ma’am, you didn’t just attend an HOA meeting. You ascended to Peak Karen and invented Splash Marxism. Kids out here living their best chaotic summer lives and this visor-wearing philosopher is in the back doing physics equations on cannonballs like she’s the fun police’s Chief Justice. Next month: “The velocity of cannonball entries violates Section 4.2.7 of the covenants. Fines will be assessed per giggle decibel.” These people would fine the ocean for waves. ABOLISH HOAs. Your kids deserve to splash like absolute degenerates without filing a 47-page Environmental Impact Report. Fight me, Karen. I’m bringing the Super Soaker. 🏊♂️💦😂
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The girl was sitting on my shoulders and clapped her hands.
Me: Hey, you almost clapped my face.
Girl: <actually claps my face>
Me: Hey!
Girl: Sorrryyyyyy.
Me: Like you didn't do that on purpose.
Girl: Yeah, okay, I did that on purpose.
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@racecar_babytoy @grill_user The official state drink of Rhode Island.
I'd try it, though.
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@QuiteProblmatic I wish I had more to offer. I'm glad you seem to have a good attitude, and sometimes just putting one for in front of the other is the best we can do for a while. Hang in there.
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@StacheAutonomy It's mostly amicable but it does hurt.
I have the next step or two figured out afterward ... but beyond that ... yikes.
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Become distant. Constantly critique your man. Then leave him after 7 years to move to a city 700 miles away.
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@CovfefeAnon Woke more correct? I get your point, but a big part of why we're in this mess is because the right doesn't think this way. The left and right have very different views on what freedom means, and if we want our view of it to win, it will absolutely have to be forced on the left.
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Discussion starts with an image of soldiers with bayonets affixed herding citizens
"Freedom isn't negotiable"
Sircorky@purebredslappy
@DFDvbya @JoeHarleyrider Freedom isn’t negotiable
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Well, sure, but the point is more about making you confront your actions. It's similar to how people who start a food journal often lose weight. You can lie to yourself each day, but it's a little harder to do when the data is staring you in the face.
Moongazer@joeybeastmarket
If you need a biometric scanner ring to tell you whether or not you slept well you are an inanimate object
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A beloved mutual recently said that sausage, egg, and cheese biscuits are better than bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits, and I'm still not over it.
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@grill_user Wow that's 2 of you from the GC. I guess it's time to move on.
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