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This is honestly the best prompt I have ever seen

@RLEsports @RLEsports What about the people who attended Raleigh major?????????? 😭😭😭

All scanned tickets will grant attendees an in-game title and a free Rocket Pass Premium that will be redeemable until the end of Rocket League Season 23 💫 🎟️ rl.gg/ParisTickets

@ocasionalturist @CRRJA5 @grok Here.. amzn.to/4ucO5kn

Walmart please fix this 😭 😡 140,000 Ascended Heroes booster bundles and you’re telling me a lot of us can’t get a single one?! Man, just retweet and like if you see this post. I’ll give away one booster bundle to a random person in a bit

@RLfoxxy My 5 year old son plays with game, keep that shit at home my brother.

with the end of bakkesmod; comes the end of the ability to have my trans flag in game. i put this onto my car 7 years ago to remember my girlfriend who tragically passed away. I would do anything for rocket league to bring in pride flags to the game. Please. im begging you.

@Big12Pokes Is number 6 make a wish

Do they have a strength coach at CU holy shit

It it just me or is April fools kind of played out like these lies are not even funny LOL

The most accurate Druski skit of all time 😭

MAJOR COUNT DOWN 1 DAY #ROAD2BACKTOBACK

Je pense qu’il est temps que les choses changent à propos de Rocket League et d’Epic Games. Je n’ai pas parlé depuis quelque temps, mais la situation du jeu est dramatique. Ce qui fait vivre Rocket League, c’est l’esport, de par son intensité, sa facilité de compréhension, mais avant tout le niveau individuel incroyable de tous les joueurs professionnels. Vous savez où je veux en venir : bots et DDoS. Nous avons dû créer des serveurs Discord pour essayer de jouer de manière compétitive, mais ce n’est pas la solution miracle. C’est compliqué à gérer, pas facile d’accès, puis évidemment nous ne pouvons pas rassembler tous les joueurs du monde entier. Le problème étant que le niveau global des joueurs régresse et que notre temps de jeu est divisé par deux ou par trois. Epic Games, faites quelque chose tout de suite. À tous mes amis créateurs de contenu : ce n’est pas normal pour vous non plus d’avoir à subir ça. Les gens ne regardent plus Rocket League, les streamers perdent potentiellement leur communauté et peuvent perdre leur métier. Il est temps de réaliser que nous ne pouvons plus attendre, sinon Rocket League finira comme Rocket Racing. Rassemblons la communauté et formons qu'un. #RLNEEDCHANGES

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OMG ! How infuriating! 911 Operator: Ma’am, I understand there’s an emergency… but first—what’s his favorite color? Caller: “WHAT?!” 911 Operator: Stay with me. What size jeans does he wear? Skinny? Relaxed fit? This is critical. Caller: “HE’S LITERALLY—” 911 Operator: Ma’am, I cannot dispatch help until I know his Instagram handle. Is it private or public? Verification matters. Caller: “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!” 911 Operator: Very. Also, how many eyelashes are on his left eyelid? Not the right—focus. Caller: “HE NEEDS HELP NOW!” 911 Operator: And I need answers, ma’am. What’s the mileage on his car? Last oil change? Favorite fast food order? We’re building a profile here. Caller: “OH MY GOD—” 911 Operator: Ma’am, please stop crying and be useful. Does he prefer Pepsi or Coke? Blood type? Zodiac sign? Rising moon?? Caller: “SEND HELP!!!” 911 Operator: I will, as soon as you confirm—does he still have a VCR? Anyone in the home with a fax machine? Backup landline?? Caller: “THIS IS INSANE!” 911 Operator: Ma’am, calm down. Panic doesn’t help. Now… what’s his WiFi password? And spell it slowly. Ridiculous!! Smh

Charlie may not be here in body, but his spirit lives on. A beautiful lesson- let’s be more like Charlie.

BOTS IN RLCS - KNOCK out Top 16 EU TEAM Watch the replays, they do movements that arnt real at all. Even Vatira said its obviously bots. This game needs fixed asap. I know yall dont invite me to your events for tweets like this, but my god please. Its now in RLCS everywhere. @RocketLeague @RL_Status @devinconnors

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Neil Degrasse Tyson reacts to life “Life Makes No Sense” and explains molecules I heard a physicist say once “every drink of water you take, every pot of coffee you make, is dinosaur pee. Because all the water we have is all the water we’ve ever had..”

This will go down as the worst update in RL history. The game will not be playable at all for the first month after the update with all the Bots and DDOSSing now.