Steven Stajkowski

@TMZ I blame the choreography. 😄

🚨 BREAKING: Newly-released police body cam from Justin Timberlake's DWI arrest in Sag Harbor, NY shows him struggling through field sobriety tests, and his friend playing the *NSYNC card.

@TheLeadCNN So, between Anderson & him, we're supposed to be drawn into the "podcast" look now? JFC 🙄

CNN's Jake Tapper on why he's anchoring The Lead from his office

@donwinslow Havana Syndrome. 😵‍💫

I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this. I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this. I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this. I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this. I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this.

Well, that IS a mystery.

@carlquintanilla "GOLF! GOLF! GOLF!"

Monday - Send more troops Tuesday - Say we’re ending war Wednesday - Send more troops Thursday - Say ending war Friday - Send more troops Saturday - Golf Sunday - Golf

@StuckeyStop "Are we there yet?" 🤭

Happy First Day of Spring—vernal equinox if you were paying attention in science class. Some folks are planting gardens and power-walking in pastel athleisure… I’m celebrating the start of Road Trip Season. Here’s to open roads & pulling over for the World’s Largest Anything

@RycroftMark @hoosierjm26 @kylekeefetv @leehblair @RadioMoser Get some THIN crust pizza while you're there - deep dish is for tourists. 😉

Looks like @hoosierjm26 rides light in Chi-town. @kylekeefetv @leehblair @RadioMoser

@nbcsnl @mikeyfuntime "Yo soy Tim Kaine!"

Happy Birthday Mikey!!! 🎉

@carlquintanilla @CBSNews @business #Quagmire

* US MAKING PREPARATIONS FOR POTENTIAL GROUND TROOPS IN IRAN: CBS @CBSNews @business

@Timodc That Joe Biden is monkeying with the economy again! 🤣

Is this bad?

@PaulRudnickNY He'll never be Pearl Bailey.

The board of a NJ public school has declined to rename the school after Trump. Because: - Once Hegseth heard there were children inside he'd bomb it - Statue of Melania holding a book upside down was a dealbreaker - Education Secretary Linda McMahon kept spelling it "skool"

@katya_zamo Clearwater realness.

@PaulRudnickNY "The Real Househusbands of Transylvania"

This is: - A staring contest between Ric Grenell and Stephen Miller to decide who'll play Voldemort in the new streaming series - A guide to Seduction Techniques of the Third Reich - When Bari Weiss was The Bachelorette - The real cause of COVID

Off with their headlines…

@MollyJongFast Omaha says, "Hold my beer..."

More sink, please.

This is the document I unredacted on the House floor. It confirms numerous lies by Trump, including that Trump never expelled Epstein from Mar-A-Lago - despite his repeated claims that he did. It is also proof of the DOJ’s massive cover-up because there was no basis to redact it other than to protect the President. DOJ still hasn’t disclosed 3 million pages of the Epstein Files. If they are trying to hide this, what else are they hiding? We need answers @AGPamBondi, @DAGToddBlanche

@PaulRudnickNY "The Blonde Widow"

This hairstyle is called: "Wisps of Evil" "White Supremacist Tendrils" "Slumber Party Mistake" "Blonde Snakes" "Why?" "Framing The Fillers" "The Face Parenthesis" "Moms For Liberty Gone Wild"

@KyleClark Ugh...😒

NEW: Nexstar announces that the FCC and Department of Justice have approved the acquisition of TEGNA. Nexstar owns Fox31 in Denver. TEGNA owns 9NEWS. Nexstar has said multiple stations in the same market will be combined.

@Skippy_CT @KyleClark I was going to post this exact gif! 😆

@KyleClark C'mon, say the line, Kyle!