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Stan Cannata

@StanCannata

Life is like a box of chocolates. If you eat them all, you’ll get fat.

Stillwater, OK Katılım Nisan 2011
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Third Party Observers@PartyObservers·
Which of the guys survives the fight in the office?
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Third Party Observers@PartyObservers·
If a fight broke out in the average American office, what would your go-to weapon be to defend yourself? See what the guys chose here and vote for the survivor!
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Stan Cannata@StanCannata·
@Brewhaha_12 They don’t have a bald emoji for what I was looking for. It’s discrimination!
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Stan Cannata@StanCannata·
I just ordered something on Amazon while I was taking a shower by talking to Alexa. Wild
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Stan Cannata@StanCannata·
Relationship advice from a single man: When your SO is freaking out, first, tell her to calm down. Next, tell her you can fix it if she just tells you what to do, and finally, compliment her by telling her she looks cute when she’s mad. #husbandmaterial
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Stan Cannata@StanCannata·
Food for thought: “Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.” -Benjamin Franklin
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Stan Cannata@StanCannata·
@waby1995 negative, that will be step 2 of the testing process
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